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   The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes.
 ~quote about Housework by Agatha Christie
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   It is not the employer who pays the wages. He only handles the money. It is the product that pays the wages.
 ~quotes on Business by Henry Ford, 1922, also sometimes quoted as It is the customer that pays the wages

   You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you
 ~sayings on Adversity by Walt Disney

   A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
 ~quotations on College by Theodore Roosevelt

   Men err when they think they can be inhuman exploiters in their business life, and loving husbands and fathers at home.
 ~inspirational text message by Smiley Blanton

   If it sells, it's art.
 ~saying about text message by Frank Lloyd.
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   The worst of a modern stylish mansion is that it has no place for ghosts.
 ~quote about Places by Oliver Wendell Holmes, The Poet at the Breakfast Table, 1872

   You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car.
 ~quotes on Vegetarianism by Harvey Diamond

   There is still no cure for the common birthday
 ~sayings on Birthdays by John Glenn

   The number of shots taken by an opponent who is out of sight is equal to the square root of the sum of the number of curses heard plus the number of swishes.
 ~quotations on Golf by Michael Green, The Art of Coarse Golf, 1975

   The typical gambler might not really understand the probabilistic nuances of the wheel or the dice, but such things seem a bit more tractable than, say, trying to raise a child in this lunatic society of ours.
 ~inspirational text message by Arthur S. Reber, The New Gambler's Bible

   I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
 ~saying about text message by Groucho Marx

   Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
 ~quote about Funny Saying by Luis Bunuel

   Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on golf courses.
 ~quotes on Golf by Adlai Stevenson

   If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.
 ~sayings on Golf by Bob Hope

   Give me odorous at sunrise a garden of beautiful flowers where I can walk undisturbed.
 ~quotations on Gardens by Walt Whitman

   I am a nutritional overachiever.
 ~inspirational text message by Author Unknown

   When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion.
 ~saying about text message by Abraham Lincoln

   Do what we can, summer will have its flies.
 ~quote about Summer by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
 ~quotes on Humor by

   A nickname is the hardest stone that the devil can throw at a man.
 ~sayings on Names by Author unknown, quoted by William Hazlitt

   Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
 ~quotations on Light by Chinese Proverb

   You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her.
 ~inspirational text message by Author Unknown

   In the lifetime of one person, we went from figuring out where we came from to figuring out how to get rid of ourselves.
 ~saying about text message by Jack Horner, on the eighty years between Darwin's On the Origin of Species and the nuclear bomb, in

   When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight.
 ~quote about Grief by Kahlil Gibran

   A highbrow is a man who has found something more interesting than women.
 ~quotes on Women by Edgar Wallace

   I held a moment in my hand, brilliant as a star, fragile as a flower, a tiny sliver of one hour. I dripped it carelessly, Ah! I didn't know, I held opportunity.
 ~sayings on Opportunities by Hazel Lee

   I am an invisible man.... I am a man of substance, of flesh and bone, fiber and liquids - and I might even be said to possess a mind. I am invisible, understand, simply because people refuse to see me.
 ~quotations on Prejudice by Ralph Ellison, The Invisible Man, 1952

   When we played, World Series checks meant something. Now all they do is screw up your taxes.
 ~inspirational text message by Don Drysdale, 1978

   Women, don't get a tattoo. That butterfly looks great on your breast when you're twenty or thirty, but when you get to seventy, it stretches into a condor.
 ~saying about text message by Billy Elmer

   If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace.
 ~quote about Patriotism by Hamilton Fish

   I ask not for a lighter burden, but for broader shoulders
 ~quotes on Adversity by Jewish Proverb

   Art is the triumph over chaos.
 ~sayings on Art by John Cheever

   The fear of being laughed at makes cowards of us all.
 ~quotations on Risk by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Look at a stone cutter hammering away at his rock, perhaps a hundred times without as much as a crack showing in it. Yet at the hundred-and-first blow it will split in two, and I know it was not the last blow that did it, but all that had gone before.
 ~inspirational text message by Jacob A. Riis

   It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays.
 ~saying about text message by Yogi Berra

   Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry Garcia. The ball changes everything.
 ~quote about Golf by Michael Bamberger

   Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion
 ~quotes on Valentine's Day by Author Unknown
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