There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million.
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Most people who possess anything like an acre, or half of it, contribute weekly to the support of a gentleman known as Jobbing Gardener. You are warned of the danger that he may prove to be Garden Pest no 1.
~quotes on Gardens by C.E. Lucas-Phillips, The New Small Garden The footprint of the owner is the best manure.
~sayings on Effort by English Proverb The best and most efficient pharmacy is within your own system.
~quotations on Body by Robert C. Peale The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work
~inspirational text messages by Harry Golden We are happy when for everything inside us there is a corresponding something outside us.
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Ladies, here's a hint. If you're up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. That's the hardest shot for the well-endowed.
~quote about Tennis by Billie Jean King Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.
~quotes on Poverty by Norman Vincent Peale The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes.
~sayings on Housework by Agatha Christie It is not the employer who pays the wages. He only handles the money. It is the product that pays the wages.
~quotations on Business by Henry Ford, 1922, also sometimes quoted as It is the customer that pays the wages You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you
~inspirational text messages by Walt Disney A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
~saying about text messages by Theodore Roosevelt Men err when they think they can be inhuman exploiters in their business life, and loving husbands and fathers at home.
~quote about Business by Smiley Blanton If it sells, it's art.
~quotes on Funny Saying by Frank Lloyd. The worst of a modern stylish mansion is that it has no place for ghosts.
~sayings on Places by Oliver Wendell Holmes, The Poet at the Breakfast Table, 1872 You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car.
~quotations on Vegetarianism by Harvey Diamond There is still no cure for the common birthday
~inspirational text messages by John Glenn The number of shots taken by an opponent who is out of sight is equal to the square root of the sum of the number of curses heard plus the number of swishes.
~saying about text messages by Michael Green, The Art of Coarse Golf, 1975 The typical gambler might not really understand the probabilistic nuances of the wheel or the dice, but such things seem a bit more tractable than, say, trying to raise a child in this lunatic society of ours.
~quote about Gambling by Arthur S. Reber, The New Gambler's Bible I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
~quotes on Famous Saying by Groucho Marx Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
~sayings on Funny Saying by Luis Bunuel Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on golf courses.
~quotations on Golf by Adlai Stevenson If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.
~inspirational text messages by Bob Hope Give me odorous at sunrise a garden of beautiful flowers where I can walk undisturbed.
~saying about text messages by Walt Whitman I am a nutritional overachiever.
~quote about Dieting by Author Unknown When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion.
~quotes on Integrity by Abraham Lincoln Do what we can, summer will have its flies.
~sayings on Summer by Ralph Waldo Emerson Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
~quotations on Humor by A nickname is the hardest stone that the devil can throw at a man.
~inspirational text messages by Author unknown, quoted by William Hazlitt Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.
~saying about text messages by Chinese Proverb You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her.
~quote about Beauty by Author Unknown In the lifetime of one person, we went from figuring out where we came from to figuring out how to get rid of ourselves.
~quotes on Society by Jack Horner, on the eighty years between Darwin's On the Origin of Species and the nuclear bomb, in When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight.
~sayings on Grief by Kahlil Gibran A highbrow is a man who has found something more interesting than women.
~quotations on Women by Edgar Wallace I held a moment in my hand, brilliant as a star, fragile as a flower, a tiny sliver of one hour. I dripped it carelessly, Ah! I didn't know, I held opportunity.
~inspirational text messages by Hazel Lee I am an invisible man.... I am a man of substance, of flesh and bone, fiber and liquids - and I might even be said to possess a mind. I am invisible, understand, simply because people refuse to see me.
~saying about text messages by Ralph Ellison, The Invisible Man, 1952 When we played, World Series checks meant something. Now all they do is screw up your taxes.
~quote about Sports by Don Drysdale, 1978 Women, don't get a tattoo. That butterfly looks great on your breast when you're twenty or thirty, but when you get to seventy, it stretches into a condor.
~quotes on Tattoos by Billy Elmer
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