Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird... a social being... capable of actual affection... nuzzling its young with almost human-like compassion. Anyway, it's dead and we're gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family.
~quote about Vegetarianism by Berke Breathed, Bloom County BabylonMotivational Quotes
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The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young.
~quotes on Age by Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891 I'd rather be caught holding up a bank than stealing so much as a two-word phrase from another writer.
~sayings on Writing by Jack Smith True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lightsIf you hear bells, get your ears checked
~quotations on Valentine's Day by Erich Segal If you mess up, 'fess up.
~inspirational word for graduate by Author Unknown The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other
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I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras were all aligned. My mind is cleared of all clatter and I'm looking out of my third eye and everything that I'm supposed to be doing. It's amazing what comes up, when you sit in that silence. Mama keeps whites bright like the sunlight, Mama's got the magic of Clorox 2.
~quote about Yoga by Ellen DeGeneres Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.
~quotes on Genius by E.B. White I imagine that yes is the only living thing.
~sayings on Hawww by e.e. cummings Art is your personal diary where you may color your thoughts and emotions on a page.
~quotations on Art by Sara, Los Cerros Middle School, 1999 New! Improved! Instant asshole... just add alcohol!
~inspirational word for graduate by Author Unknown I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will. If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself.
~saying about wordgraduate by Yoko Ono Welcome to Arizona, where summer spends the winter - and hell spends the summer.
~quote about Arizona by Popular saying, modified from a booster slogan in the 1930s Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childish days; that can recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth; that can transport the sailor and the traveller, thousands of miles away, back to his own fire-side and his quie
~quotes on Christmas by Charles Dickens, The Pickwick Papers, 1836 At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgment.
~sayings on Age by Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanac Because a fellow has failed once or twice or a dozen times, you don't want to set him down as a failure till he's dead or loses his courage.
~quotations on Failure by George Horace Lorimer Freedom of the press in Britain is freedom to print such of the proprietor's prejudices as the advertiser's won't object to.
~inspirational word for graduate by Helen Swaffer Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat
~saying about wordgraduate by Ben Hecht The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there.
~quote about Past by Lesley P. Hartley, The Go-Between, 1953 He had the uneasy manner of a man who is not among his own kind, and who has not seen enough of the world to feel that all people are in some sense his own kind.
~quotes on Curmudgeons by Willa Cather Love must be as much a light, as it is a flame.
~sayings on Love by Henry David Thoreau I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.
~quotations on Golf by Gerald Ford Dress it as we may, feather it, daub it with gold, huzza it, and sing swaggering songs about it, what is war, nine times out of ten, but murder in uniform?
~inspirational word for graduate by Douglas Jerrold I believe that one of the great problems for us as individuals is the depression and the tension resulting from existence in a world which is increasingly less pleasing to the eye.
~saying about wordgraduate by Lady Bird Johnson If your baby is beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time, you're the grandma.
~quote about Grandparents by Teresa Bloomingdale Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.
~quotes on Caffeine by Jonathan Swift Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus.
~sayings on Attitude by Susan Longacre When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
~quotations on Marriage by Sacha Guitry, Elles et toi, 1948 Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.
~inspirational word for graduate by Norman Vincent Peale If you are still talking about what you did yesterday, you haven't done much today.
~saying about wordgraduate by Author Unknown Untold suffering seldom is.
~quote about Complaining by Franklin P. Jones One does not have to sleep with, or even touch, someone who has paid for your meal. All those obligations are hereby rendered null and void, and any man who doesn't think so needs a quick jab in the kidney.
~quotes on Feminism by Cynthia Heimel, Sex Tips for Girls, 1983 Love makes time pass; time makes love pass.
~sayings on Love by French Proverb Curiosity is a willing, a proud, an eager confession of ignorance.
~quotations on Curiosity by S. Leonard Rubinstein, Writing: A Habit of Mind Those whose conduct gives room for talk are always the first to attack their neighbors.
~inspirational word for graduate by Jean Baptiste Molière, Tartuffe Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
~saying about wordgraduate by Author Unknown Winners never quit and quitters never win
~quote about Sports by Unkown Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you
~quotes on Election Day by Author Unknown
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