I have a degree in liberal arts. Do you want fries with that?
~quote about College by Author unknown, as seen on a T-shirt
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~quotes on Humor by Mel Brooks Gluttony is not a secret vice.
~sayings on Dieting by Orson Welles The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm.
~quotations on Sex by Author Unknown If the Aborigine drafted an I.Q. test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk it.
~inspirational word for today by Stanley Garn The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
~saying about wordtoday by Dorothy Parker (Thank you, Kaitlin.)
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~quote about Passion by Aldous Huxley There is no difficulty that enough love will not conquer, no disease that enough love will not heal, no door that enough love will not bridge, no wall that enough love will not throw down, no sin that enough love will not redeem... It makes no difference how deeply seated may be the trouble, how hopeless the outlook, how muddled the tangle, how great the mistake. A sufficient realization of love will dissolve it all. If only you could love enough, you could be the happiest and most powerful being in the world
~quotes on Romantic Quotes by Emmet Fox Nearly all men die of their remedies, and not of their illnesses.
~sayings on Philosophical by Jean Baptiste Molière, Le Malade Imaginaire Damaged people are dangerousThey know they can survive
~quotations on Adversity by Josephine Hart Wives of ballplayers, when they teach their children their prayers, should instruct them how to say: God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Babe Ruth. Babe Ruth has upped Daddy's paycheck by fifteen to forty percent.
~inspirational word for today by Waite Hoyt When we are motivated by goals that have deep meaning, by dreams that need completion, by pure love that needs expressing, then we truly live life
~saying about wordtoday by Greg Anderson If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
~quote about Math by Author Unknown God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say thank you?
~quotes on Gifts by William A. Ward There are no passengers on Spaceship Earth. We are all crew.
~sayings on Environment by Marshall McLuhan, 1964 Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes.
~quotations on Nurses by Author Unknown Where does the white go when the snow melts?
~inspirational word for today by Author Unknown As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.
~saying about wordtoday by Erma Bombeck There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.
~quote about Marriage by Adela Rogers St. Johns A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.
~quotes on Mothers by Irish Proverb Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!
~sayings on Dieting by Author Unknown I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu.
~quotations on Dieting by Jane Wagner Don't speak unless you can improve on the silence.
~inspirational word for today by Spanish Proverb A vigorous five-mile walk will do more good for an unhappy but otherwise healthy adult than all the medicine and psychology in the world.
~saying about wordtoday by Paul Dudley White Dreams are answers to questions we haven't yet figured out how to ask.
~quote about Dreams by X-Files Once you have heard the lark, known the swish of feet through hill-top grass and smelt the earth made ready for the seed, you are never again going to be fully happy about the cities and towns that man carries like a crippling weight upon his back.
~quotes on Nature by Gwyn Thomas We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.
~sayings on Dental by Joseph Heller It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are
~quotations on Graduation by e.e. cummings A sister is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit, a golden thread to the meaning of life.
~inspirational word for today by Isadora James It always strikes me, and it is very peculiar, that when we see the image of indescribable and unutterable desolation - of loneliness, of poverty and misery, the end of all things, or their extreme - then rises in our mind the thought of God.
~saying about wordtoday by Vincent van Gogh, Dear Theo: An Autobiography of Vincent van Gogh, 1937 [Thinking is] what a great many people think they are doing when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
~quote about Thinking by William James The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of wonder.
~quotes on Knowledge by Ralph W. Sockman Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.
~sayings on Marriage by Jean Rostand, Le Mariage, 1927 Caring is a reflex. Someone slips, your arm goes out. A car is in the ditch, you join the others and push...You live, you help.
~quotations on Attitude by Ram Dass If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them. Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say. We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere
~inspirational word for today by Tim McGraw Trying to maintain order during a legalized gang brawl involving 80 toughs with a little whistle, a hanky and a ton of prayer.
~saying about wordtoday by Anonymousreferee, explaining his job Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked.
~quote about Women by Ovid I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn't come in until half-past five.
~quotes on Gambling by Henny Youngman
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