When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
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Every great writer is a writer of history, let him treat on almost any subject he may.
~quotes on Writing by Walter Savage Landor, Imaginary Conversation: Diogenes and Plato Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
~sayings on Politics by George Jean Nathan I like my new telephone, my computer works just fine, my calculator is perfect, but Lord, I miss my mind!
~quotations on Technology by Author Unknown My portraits are more about me than they are about the people I photograph.
~inspirational words for friends by Richard Avedon There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
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If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
~quote about Famous Saying by Johnny Carson The aim of military training is not just to prepare men for battle, but to make them long for it.
~quotes on War by Louis Simpson The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter.
~sayings on Philosophical by G.C. Lichtenberg I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
~quotations on Stress by Jennifer Yane Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
~inspirational words for friends by Mark Twain, Following the Equator Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it
~saying about wordsfriends by Jean Kerr A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.
~quote about Housework by James Dent Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it.
~quotes on Religion by George Bernard Shaw I have no doubt that it is a part of the destiny of the human race, in its gradual improvement, to leave off eating animals, as surely as the savage tribes have left off eating each other....
~sayings on Vegetarianism by Henry David Thoreau, Walden, 1854 [T]he departing world leaves behind... not an heir, but a pregnant widow.
~quotations on Hawww by Alexander Ivanovich Herzen, Other Shore Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own, instead of someone else's.
~inspirational words for friends by Billy Wilder Baseball is a ballet without music. Drama without words.
~saying about wordsfriends by Ernie Harwell, The Game for All America, 1955 Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude.
~quote about Attitude by Ralph Marston If you think education is expensive, try ignorance!
~quotes on Graduation by Andy McIntyre But that's always the way; it don't make no difference whether you do right or wrong, a person's conscience ain't got no sense, and just goes for him anyway. If I had a yaller dog that didn't know no more than a person's conscience does I would pison him. It takes up more room than all the rest of a person's insides, and yet ain't no good, nohow.
~sayings on Integrity by Mark Twain, Huck Finn Men who borrow their opinions can never repay their debts.
~quotations on Thinking by George Savile, Marquess de Halifax, Miscellaneous Thoughts and Reflections Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life.
~inspirational words for friends by Sophia Loren For in the true nature of things, if we rightly consider, every green tree is far more glorious than if it were made of gold and silver.
~saying about wordsfriends by Martin Luther Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.
~quote about Life by Martin H. Fischer If moral behavior were simply following rules, we could program a computer to be moral.
~quotes on Integrity by Samuel P. Ginder Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another.
~sayings on Attitude by Anatole France [History] is fallible as every man is fallible. But it is likewise trustworthy, as a man is trustworthy who has looked into himself and come to know how blended are dust and fire in the innermost recesses of the human heart.
~quotations on History by Arthur Bestor Music is an outburst of the soul.
~inspirational words for friends by Frederick Delius To be a fashionable woman is to know yourself, know what you represent, and know what works for you. To be in fashion could be a disaster on 90 percent of women. You are not a page out of Vogue.
~saying about wordsfriends by Author Unknown This time like all times is a very good one if we but know what to do with it
~quote about Motivation by Ralph Waldo Emerson Enlightenment is man's emergence from his self-imposed immaturity. Immaturity is the inability to use one's understanding without guidance from another. This immaturity is self-imposed when its cause lies not in the lack of understanding, but in the lack of resolve and courage to use it without guidance from another. Have courage to use your own understanding
~quotes on Maturity by Immanuel Kant And this activity alone would seem to be loved for its own sake; for nothing arises from it apart from the contemplating, while from practical activities we gain more or less apart from the action. And happiness is thought to depend on leisure; for we are busy that we may have leisure, and make war that we may live in peace.
~sayings on Philosophy by Aristotle, Nichomachean Ethics, Book X: Pleasure and Happiness, translated by W.D. Ross Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans.
~quotations on Food by Fred Allen To insult someone we call him bestial. For deliberate cruelty and nature, human might be the greater insult.
~inspirational words for friends by Isaac Asimov, Isaac Asimov's Book of Science and Nature Quotations, 1988 God made the country, and man made the town.
~saying about wordsfriends by William Cowper, The Task, 1785 Happiness for the average person may be said to flow largely from common sense -- adapting one-self to circumstances -- and a sense of humor
~quote about Common sense by Beatrice Lillie The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
~quotes on Dogs by Margo Kaufman
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