To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.
~quote about Flirtation by E.W. Howe
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~quotes on Truth by Werner Heisenberg, Physics and Philosophy Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours."
~sayings on Groundhog Day by Robert Byrne If all mankind minus one were of one opinion, mankind would be no more justified in silencing that one person than he, if he had the power, would be justified in silencing mankind.
~quotations on Censorship by John Stuart Mill, On Liberty, 1859 The question before the human race is, whether the God of nature shall govern the world by his own laws, or whether priests and kings shall rule it by fictitious miracles?
~inspirational words of encouragement by John Adams, letter to Thomas Jefferson, 20 June 1815 The hypocrite's crime is that he bears false witness against himself. What makes it so plausible to assume that hypocrisy is the vice of vices is that integrity can indeed exist under the cover of all other vices except this one. Only crime and the criminal, it is true, confront us with the perplexity of radical evil; but only the hypocrite is really rotten to the core.
~saying about words of encouragement by Hannah Arendt, On Revolution, 1963
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~quote about Cinema by Jack Nicholson Reduce the complexity of life by eliminating the needless wants of life, and the labors of life reduce themselves.
~quotes on Simplicity by Edwin Way Teale When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
~sayings on Women by Author Unknown Mathematics may be defined as the economy of counting. There is no problem in the whole of mathematics which cannot be solved by direct counting.
~quotations on Math by Ernst Mach This is a little prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
~inspirational words of encouragement by George Carlin, on Saturday Night Live A weed is but an unloved flower.
~saying about words of encouragement by Ella Wheeler Wilcox Some men know that a light touch of the tongue, running from a woman's toes to her ears, lingering in the softest way possible in various places in between, given often enough and sincerely enough, would add immeasurably to world peace.
~quote about Women by Marianne Williamson, A Woman's Worth Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
~quotes on Humorous by Aldous Huxley The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.
~sayings on Worry by Elbert Hubbard, The Note Book, 1927 How can a society that exists on instant mashed potatoes, packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners, and instant cameras teach patience to its young?
~quotations on Prosperity by Paul Sweeney In a dream you are never eighty.
~inspirational words of encouragement by Anne Sexton One can pay back the loan of gold, but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind
~saying about words of encouragement by Malayan Proverb May you live all the days of your life.
~quote about Blessings by Irish blessing, also attributed to Jonathan Swift Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold
~quotes on Anniversaries by Zelda Fitzgerald It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
~sayings on Philosophical by James Thurber Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmas-time
~quotations on Christmas by Laura Ingalls Wilder All of us are experts at practicing virtue at a distance.
~inspirational words of encouragement by Theodore M. Hesburgh [History is] petrified imagination.
~saying about words of encouragement by Arthur Baer The unthankful heart... discovers no mercies; but let the thankful heart sweep through the day and, as the magnet finds the iron, so it will find, in every hour, some heavenly blessings!
~quote about Gratitude by Henry Ward Beecher The more I see of men, the more I like dogs.
~quotes on Men by Madame de Staël All I've got against it is that it takes you so far from the clubhouse.
~sayings on Golf by Eric Linklater, Poet's Pub, 1929 April fool, nThe March fool with another month added to his folly
~quotations on April Fool's Day by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary Half the fun of the travel is the esthetic of lostness.
~inspirational words of encouragement by Ray Bradbury There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.
~saying about words of encouragement by Irena Chalmers A real friend is someone who would feel loss if you jumped on a train, or in front of one
~quote about For a Friend by Author Unknown The vices of the rich and great are mistaken for error; and those of the poor and lowly, for crimes.
~quotes on Justice by Lady Marguerite Blessington Love is what you've been through with somebody.
~sayings on Love by James Thurber, quoted in Life magazine, 1960 If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it
~quotations on Adversity by Mary Engelbreit Our body is a machine for living. It is organized for that, it is its nature. Let life go on in it unhindered and let it defend itself, it will do more than if you paralyze it by encumbering it with remedies.
~inspirational words of encouragement by Leo Tolstoy Envy is a symptom of lack of appreciation of our own uniqueness and self worth. Each of us has something to give that no one else has.
~saying about words of encouragement by Elizabeth O'Connor Theory helps us bear our ignorance of facts.
~quote about Miscellaneous by George Santayana, The Sense of Beauty, 1896 We are not accountable for the sins of Adam.
~quotes on Religion by Robert G. Ingersoll
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