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   People often say that, in a democracy, decisions are made by a majority of the peopleOf course, that is not trueDecisions are made by a majority of those who make themselves heard and who vote - a very different thing
 ~quote about Election Day by Walter H. Judd

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   The love of one's country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border?
 ~quotes on Patriotism by Pablo Casals

   One is a member of a country, a profession, a civilization, a religion. One is not just a man.
 ~sayings on Community by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Wartime Writings 1939-1944, translated from French by Norah Purcell

   Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.
 ~quotations on Wise Words by John Lennon

   If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
 ~joke and funny saying about retirement by Dave Barry

   If you want to understand your government, don't begin by reading the Constitution. (It conveys precious little of the flavor of today's statecraft.) Instead, read selected portions of the Washington telephone directory containing listings for all the organizations with titles beginning with the word National.
 ~saying about joke retirement by George Will

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   Morality is a private and costly luxury.
 ~quote about Morality by Henry B. Adams, The Education of Henry Adams

   Great opportunities to help others seldom come, but small ones surround us every day.
 ~quotes on Entrepreneurism by Sally Koch

   Every man should be born again on the first day of JanuaryStart with a fresh pageTake up one hole more in the buckle if necessary, or let down one, according to circumstances; but on the first of January let every man gird himself once more, with his face
 ~sayings on New Year by Henry Ward Beecher

   Wine gives a man nothing... it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.
 ~quotations on Alcohol by Samuel Johnson

   It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.
 ~joke and funny saying about retirement by Voltaire, War

   AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences: suicide. Or murder.
 ~saying about joke retirement by Susan Sontag

   The pleasure we obtain from music comes from counting, but counting unconsciously. Music is nothing but unconscious arithmetic.
 ~quote about Music by Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz

   I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
 ~quotes on Vegetarianism by A. Whitney Brown

   Most people do not consider dawn to be an attractive experience - unless they are still up.
 ~sayings on Sleep by Ellen Goodman

   Yoga in Mayfair or Fifth Avenue, or in any other place which is on the telephone, is a spiritual fake.
 ~quotations on Yoga by Carl Jung

   You can swim all day in the Sea of Knowledge and still come out completely dry. Most people do.
 ~joke and funny saying about retirement by Norman Juster

   Night travels faster than sound. That's why most people seem bright until you hear them speak.
 ~saying about joke retirement by Author Unknown

   If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian.
 ~quote about Vegetarianism by Paul McCartney

   If the day and night be such that you greet them with joy, and life emits a fragrance like flowers and sweet-scented herbs, is more elastic, more immortal - that is your success. All nature is your congratulation, and you have cause momentarily to bless yourself.
 ~quotes on Happiness by Henry David Thoreau, Walden

   There are two days in the week about which and upon which I never worry... Yesterday and Tomorrow.
 ~sayings on Worry by Robert Jones Burdette

   Drinking without being thirsty and making love at any time, Madame, are the only things that distinguish us from other animals.
 ~quotations on Animal Rights by Pierre-Augustin Caron de Beaumarchais, The Marriage of Figaro, 1784, translated

   A fool is like the big drum that beats fast but does not realize its hollowness
 ~joke and funny saying about retirement by Malay

   A large, still book is a piece of quietness, succulent and nourishing in a noisy world, which I approach and imbibe with a sort of greedy enjoyment, as Marcel Proust said of those rooms of his old home whose air was saturated with the bouquet of silence.
 ~saying about joke retirement by Holbrook Jackson

   If you love animals called pets, why do you eat animals called dinner?
 ~quote about Animal Rights by As seen on a shirt

   Love is a sweet tyranny, because the lover endureth his torments willingly
 ~quotes on Anniversaries by Proverb

   The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
 ~sayings on Humor by Woody Allen

   The price of hating other human beings is loving oneself less.
 ~quotations on Hate by Eldridge Cleaver, Soul on Ice, 1968

   As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
 ~joke and funny saying about retirement by Author Unknown

   Our profession is the only one which works unceasingly to annihilate itself.
 ~saying about joke retirement by Martin H. Fischer

   In every department of physical science there is only so much science, properly so-called, as there is mathematics.
 ~quote about Science by Immanuel Kant

   How pleasant it is for a father to sit at his child's board. It is like an aged man reclining under the shadow of an oak which he has planted.
 ~quotes on Parenting by Walter Scott

   Sometimes even to live is an act of courage
 ~sayings on Patriot Day by Lucius Annaeus Seneca, Letters to Lucilius

   Sickness comes on horseback, but goes away on foot.
 ~quotations on Health by William C. Hazlitt

   A kind word never broke anyone's mouth.



 ~joke and funny saying about retirement by Irish Proverb

   When we are born, we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools.
 ~saying about joke retirement by William Shakespeare, King Lear

   The sane world will always be vunerable to madmen, because we cannot go where they go to conceive of such things.
 ~quote about Unknown by

   Animals give me more pleasure through the viewfinder of a camera than they ever did in the crosshairs of a gunsight. And after I've finished shooting, my unharmed victims are still around for others to enjoy. I have developed a deep respect for animals. I consider them fellow living creatures with certain rights that should not be violated any more than those of humans.
 ~quotes on Animal Rights by Jimmy Stewart

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