Even the gods love jokes
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Unless I accept my faults I will most certainly doubt my virtues.
~quotes on Virtue by Hugh Prather In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.
~sayings on Summer by Albert Camus I wash my hands of those who imagine chattering to be knowledge, silence to be ignorance, and affection to be art.
~quotations on Attitude by Kahlil Gibran Modesty is the surest bait when fishing for praise.
~joke and funny saying about retirement by The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit.
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We should not only use the brains we have, but all that we can borrow.
~quote about Intelligence by Woodrow Wilson There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
~quotes on Age by P.G. Wodehouse Remember that time is money
~sayings on Money by Benjamin Franklin Painting is silent poetry.
~quotations on Art by Plutarch, Moralia: How to Study Poetry I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe it.
~joke and funny saying about retirement by Wilson Mizner A memory is what is left when something happens and does not completely unhappen.
~saying about joke retirement by Edward de Bono The only thing wrong with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished.
~quote about Idleness by Author Unknown Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music
~quotes on Dance by Angela Monet Reality is bad enough. Why should I tell the truth?
~sayings on Honesty by Patrick Sky And remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
~quotations on Self by Confucius Don't look where you fall, but where you slipped.
~joke and funny saying about retirement by African Proverb Histories are a kind of distilled newspapers.
~saying about joke retirement by Thomas Carlyle, Heroes and Hero Worship Tea's proper use is to amuse the idle, and relax the studious, and dilute the full meals of those who cannot use exercise, and will not use abstinence.
~quote about Tea by Samuel Johnson For death is no more than a turning of us over from time to eternity
~quotes on Sympathy by William Penn Metaphors have a way of holding the most truth in the least space.
~sayings on Writing by Orson Scott Card We have all taken risks in the making of war. Isn't it time that we should take risks to secure peace?
~quotations on Peace by J. Ramsay MacDonald Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime.
~joke and funny saying about retirement by Ernest Hemingway Remember: "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.
~saying about joke retirement by I like naked women. I'm a bloke. I'm supposed to like them. We're born like that. We like naked women as soon as we're pulled out of one.... When man invented fire, he didn't say, Hey, let's cook. He said, Great, now we can see naked bottoms in the dark... The story of male achievement through the ages, feeble though it may have been, has been the story of our struggle to get a better look at your bottoms.
~quote about Men by Coupling, Inferno, 2 June 2000, written by Steven Moffat The truth is the only thing worth having, and, in a civilized life, like ours, where so many risks are removed, facing it is almost the only courageous thing left to do.
~quotes on Honesty by E.V. Lucas The envious die not once, but as oft as the envied win applause.
~sayings on Jealousy by Baltasar Gracian Sport is a preserver of health.
~quotations on Sports by Hippocrates California's a wonderful place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
~joke and funny saying about retirement by Author Unknown Humor is reason gone mad.
~saying about joke retirement by Groucho Marx A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead.
~quote about Politics by Leo Rosten The essence of immorality is the tendency to make an exception of myself.
~quotes on Hypocrisy by Jane Addams You send your child to the schoolmaster, but 'tis the schoolboys who educate him.
~sayings on School by Ralph Waldo Emerson Every time someone tells me how sharp my photos are, I assume that it isn't a very interesting photograph. If it were, they would have more to say.
~quotations on Photography by Author Unknown Actually, I'm not all that interested in the subject of photography. Once the picture is in the box, I'm not all that interested in what happens next. Hunters, after all, aren't cooks.
~joke and funny saying about retirement by Henri Cartier-Bresson Men are no more immune from emotions than women; we think women are more emotional because the culture lets them give free vent to certain feelings, feminine ones, that is, no anger please, but it's okay to turn on the waterworks.
~saying about joke retirement by Una Stannard Isn't elegance forgetting what one is wearing?
~quote about Celebrity by Yves Saint Laurent The memories of men are too frail a thread to hang history from.
~quotes on History by John Still, The Jungle Tide
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