There was no respect for youth when I was young, and now that I am old, there is no respect for age - I missed it coming and going.
~quote about Age by J.B. Priestly
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~quotes on Grandparents by Author Unknown But it is just when opinions universally prevail and we have added lip service to their authority that we become sometimes most keenly conscious that we do not believe a word that we are saying.
~sayings on Conformity by Virginia Woolf I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
~quotations on Night by Vincent Van Gogh Springtime is the land awakening. The March winds are the morning yawn.
~joke and funny sayings by Quoted by Lewis Grizzard in Kathy Sue Loudermilk, I Love You You have learned something. That always feels at first as if you had lost something.
~saying about joke by H.G. Wells
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~quote about Parenting by Red Buttons When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one.
~quotes on Homosexuality by Epitaph of Leonard P. Matlovich, 1988 (Thank you, Marlene.) If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
~sayings on Marriage by Alan King A bank book makes good reading - better than some novels.
~quotations on Money by Harry Lauder When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight
~joke and funny sayings by Kahlil Gibran Fear is the father of courage and the mother of safety.
~saying about joke by Henry H. Tweedy Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.
~quote about Vegetarianism by Jim Davis Hunger makes a thief of any man.
~quotes on Poverty by Pearl S. Buck A father is always making his baby into a little womanAnd when she is a woman he turns her back again
~sayings on Fathers Day by Enid Bagnold Suburb: a place that isn't city, isn't country, and isn't tolerable.
~quotations on Cities by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 The hero dead cannot expire:, The dead still play their part.
~joke and funny sayings by Charles Sangster Where we love is home,Home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts.
~saying about joke by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., Homesick in Heaven Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
~quote about Love by Lynda Barry A man in love is incomplete until he is marriedThen he's finished
~quotes on Weddings by Zsa Zsa Gabor Having a bottom is living with the enemyNot only do they spend their lives slowly inflating, they flirt with men while we're looking the other way
~sayings on Women's Greetings by Coupling, "Her Best Friend's Bottom," original airdate 17 September 2001, written by Steven Moffat, I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.
~quotations on Feminism by Madonna Ciccone Let freedom never perish in your hands
~joke and funny sayings by Joseph Addison The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.
~saying about joke by Anatole France (Jacques Anatole François Thibault), The Red Lily, 1894 Vivisection is a social evil because if it advances human knowledge, it does so at the expense of human character.
~quote about Animal Rights by George Bernard Shaw Children are contemptuous, haughty, irritable, envious, sneaky, selfish, lazy, flighty, timid, liars and hypocrites, quick to laugh and cry, extreme in expressing joy and sorrow, especially about trifles, they'll do anything to avoid pain but they enjoy inflicting it: little men already.
~quotes on Children by Jean de La Bruyère, Les Caractères, 1688 The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
~sayings on Sex by Gloria Leonard One does evil enough when one does nothing good.
~quotations on Integrity by German Proverb If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.
~joke and funny sayings by Attributed to Claudia Ghandi If you knew how meat was made, you'd probably lose your lunch.
~saying about joke by k.d. lang Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense
~quote about Common sense by Helen Rowland The tears of the red, yellow, black, brown and white man are all the same.
~quotes on Equality Difference by Martin H. Fischer Life is a sexually transmitted disease and there is a 100% mortality rate.
~sayings on Life by R.D. Laing I think sometimes could I only have music on my own terms, could I live in a great city, and know where I could go whenever I wished the ablution and inundation of musical waves, that were a bath and a medicine.
~quotations on Music by Ralph Waldo Emerson Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
~joke and funny sayings by Dave Barry Save money. If you don’t need it for security, you need it for character. There’s little character in poverty.
~saying about joke by Golf is an open exhibition of overweening ambition, courage deflated by stupidity, skill scoured by a whiff of arrogance.
~quote about Golf by Alistair Cooke Neurosis is always a substitute for legitimate suffering.
~quotes on Psychology by Carl Jung
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