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   Most people want security in this world, not liberty.
 ~quote about Freedom by H.L. Mencken, Minority Report, 1956
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   They kill good trees to put out bad newspapers.
 ~quotes on Environment by James G. Watt, quoted in Newsweek, 8 March 1982

   The best time to make friends is before you need them.
 ~sayings on Friendship by Ethel Barrymore

   Elder sisters never can do younger ones justice!
 ~quotations on Sisters by Charlotte M. Yonge

   Old houses mended,Cost little less than new before they're ended.
 ~joke and funny sayings about retirement by Colley Cibber

   The post office has a great charm at one point of our lives. When you have lived to my age, you will begin to think letters are never worth going through the rain for.
 ~saying about joke retirement by Jane Austen
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   I no longer have the fear of being alone. It's cool to find out that you don't need a boyfriend to be happy.
 ~quote about Humor by Drew Barrymore

   The education and empowerment of women throughout the world cannot fail to result in a more caring, tolerant, just and peaceful life for all
 ~quotes on Education by Aung San Suu Kyi

   I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.
 ~sayings on Human Rights by Barry Goldwater

   I wish someone would have told me that, just because I'm a girl, I don't have to get married.
 ~quotations on Feminism by Marlo Thomas

   There is no use whatever trying to help people who do not help themselves. You cannot push anyone up a ladder unless he is willing to climb himself.
 ~joke and funny sayings about retirement by Andrew Carnegie

   There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair.
 ~saying about joke retirement by Martial

   No woman is required to build the world by destroying herself.
 ~quote about Feminism by Rabbi Sofer

   Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom.
 ~quotes on Mistakes by Phyllis Theroux, Night Lights

   A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age
 ~sayings on Birthdays by Robert Frost

   I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.
 ~quotations on Libraries by Jorge Luis Borges

   As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it, or leave it.
 ~joke and funny sayings about retirement by Buddy Hackett

   My daddy's face is a study. Winter moves into it and presides there. His eyes become a cliff of snow threatening to avalanche, his eyebrows bend like black limbs of leafless trees. His skin takes on the pale cheerless yellow of winter sun; for a jaw he has the edges of a snowbound field dotted with stubble; his high forehead is the frozen sweep of the Erie.
 ~saying about joke retirement by Toni Morrison

   Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
 ~quote about Dogs by Roger Caras

   A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
 ~quotes on Faces by Oscar Wilde

   We know one another's faults, virtues, catastrophes, mortifications, triumphs, rivalries, desires, and how long we can each hang by our hands to a bar. We have been banded together under pack codes and tribal laws.
 ~sayings on Sisters by Rose Macaulay

   It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.
 ~quotations on Games by Henry Louis Mencken

   Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
 ~joke and funny sayings about retirement by William Hazlitt

   Poetry is the art of uniting pleasure with truth.
 ~saying about joke retirement by Samuel Johnson

   The making of friends, who are real friends, is the best token we have of a man's success in life
 ~quote about Friends by Edward Everett Hale

   Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
 ~quotes on Horses by W.C. Fields

   Science is the record of dead religions.
 ~sayings on Science by The Oscariana of Oscar Fingall O'Flaherty Will Wilde [1856-1900] for George Bernard Shaw

   Because hypocrisy stinks in the nostrils one is likely to rate it as a more powerful agent for destruction than it is.
 ~quotations on Hypocrisy by Rebecca West, The Strange Necessity, 1928

   For friends... do but look upon good Books: they are true friends, that will neither flatter nor dissemble.
 ~joke and funny sayings about retirement by Francis Bacon

   Everytime you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.
 ~saying about joke retirement by Mother Teresa

   Think of the fierce energy concentrated in an acorn! You bury it in the ground, and it explodes into an oak! Bury a sheep, and nothing happens but decay.
 ~quote about Vegetarianism by George Bernard Shaw

   I met with an accident on the way to the track; I arrived safely.
 ~quotes on Gambling by Joe E. Lewis

   Men have need of history because, without it, the past threatens to overwhelm them.
 ~sayings on History by Guy Fregault, La guerre de la conquête

   Education, n. That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
 ~quotations on Education by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

   You can owe nothing, if you give back its light to the sun.
 ~joke and funny sayings about retirement by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   We saw the lightning and that was the guns and then we heard the thunder and that was the big guns; and then we heard the rain falling and that was the blood falling; and when we came to get in the crops, it was dead men that we reaped.
 ~saying about joke retirement by Harriet Tubman

   Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution.
 ~quote about Feminism by Bertrand Russell, Marriage and Morals

   Although a life-long fashion dropout, I have absorbed enough by reading Harper's Bazaar while waiting at the dentist's to have grasped that the purpose of fashion is to make A Statement. My own modest Statement, discerned by true cognoscenti, is, Woman Who Wears Clothes So She Won't Be Naked.
 ~quotes on Clothing by Molly Ivins
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