The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is
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College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
~quotes on College by George Gobel The moral flabbiness born of the bitch-goddess SUCCESS. That - with the squalid interpretation put on the word success - is our national disease.
~sayings on Success by William James, 11 September 1906 Being cheerful keeps you healthy. It is slow death to be gloomy all the time.
~quotations on Proverbs by Let us permit nature to have her way. She understands her business better than we do.
~key chain with funny saying by Michel de Montaigne Since our happiness depends on the character of our thoughts, away forever with all negatives. It requires effort to keep positive, but anything that doesn’t take effort isn’t worth having.
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
~quote about Happiness by Johnny Carson I eat everything that nature voluntarily gives: fruits, vegetables, and the products of plants. But I ask you to spare me what animals are forced to surrender: meat, milk, and cheese.
~quotes on Vegetarianism by Author Unknown (Thank you, Eric.) Don't think of retiring from the world until the world will be sorry that you retire. I hate a fellow whom pride or cowardice or laziness drive into a corner, and who does nothing when he is there but sit and growl. Let him come out as I do, and bark.
~sayings on Life by Samuel Johnson Save a tree. Eat a beaver.
~quotations on Trees by Author Unknown Chi Wen Tzu always thought three times before taking action. Twice would have been quite enough.
~key chain with funny saying by Confucius, Analects Santa Claus has the right idea: Visit people once a year.
~saying about key chain with by Victor Borge They say that we are better educated than our parents' generation. What they mean is that we go to school longer. It is not the same thing.
~quote about Education by Richard Yates To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday.
~quotes on Philosophical by John Burroughs Not only must we be good, but we must also be good for something
~sayings on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day by Henry David Thoreau There are 70 million books in American libraries, but the one I want to read is always out.
~quotations on Libraries by Tom Masson I think societal instinct much deeper than sex instinct - and societal repression much more devastating.
~key chain with funny saying by D.H. Lawrence People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.
~saying about key chain with by David H. Comins Losing is the great American sin.
~quote about Sports by Jerome Holtzman The American Revolution was a beginning, not a consummation
~quotes on Patriotic by Woodrow Wilson every rose has thorns
~sayings on Chinese Saying by none No scrap of paper bigger than my smallest punch shall be thrown away.
~quotations on Scrapbooking by Author Unknown, The Scrappers Creed Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion - several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother's path to happiness and heaven.
~key chain with funny saying by Mark Twain America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.
~saying about key chain with by Abraham Lincoln God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done.
~quote about Gardens by Author Unknown If it's natural to kill, why do men have to go into training to learn how?
~quotes on War by Joan Baez, What Would You Do If....? Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love.
~sayings on Marriage by Jackie Gleason Failure to plan is unknowing planning to fail.
~quotations on Self Discipline by I have spent my days stringing and unstringing my instrument, while the song I came to sing remains unsung.
~key chain with funny saying by Tagore If living conditions don't stop improving in this country, we're going to run out of humble beginnings for our great men.
~saying about key chain with by Russell P. Askue If you ain't just a little scared when you enter a casino, you are either very rich or you haven't studied the games enough.
~quote about Gambling by VP Pappy If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food.
~quotes on Food by Sally Edwards The absolute fundamental aim is to make money out of satisfying customers.
~sayings on Business by John Egan Each forward step we take we leave some phantom of ourselves behind.
~quotations on Philosophical by John Lancaster Spalding The cigarette does the smoking - you're just the sucker.
~key chain with funny saying by Author Unknown You must be at the end of your ropeI felt a tug
~saying about key chain with by Author Unknown The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
~quote about Dogs by Andy Rooney Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself.
~quotes on Bores by Gerald Brenan
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