If your baby is beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time, you're the grandma.
~quote about Grandparents by Teresa Bloomingdale
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~quotes on Caffeine by Jonathan Swift Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus.
~sayings on Attitude by Susan Longacre When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
~quotations on Marriage by Sacha Guitry, Elles et toi, 1948 Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.
~love and basketball quotes by Norman Vincent Peale If you are still talking about what you did yesterday, you haven't done much today.
~saying about basketball by Author Unknown
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~quote about Complaining by Franklin P. Jones One does not have to sleep with, or even touch, someone who has paid for your meal. All those obligations are hereby rendered null and void, and any man who doesn't think so needs a quick jab in the kidney.
~quotes on Feminism by Cynthia Heimel, Sex Tips for Girls, 1983 Love makes time pass; time makes love pass.
~sayings on Love by French Proverb Curiosity is a willing, a proud, an eager confession of ignorance.
~quotations on Curiosity by S. Leonard Rubinstein, Writing: A Habit of Mind Those whose conduct gives room for talk are always the first to attack their neighbors.
~love and basketball quotes by Jean Baptiste Molière, Tartuffe Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
~saying about basketball by Author Unknown Winners never quit and quitters never win
~quote about Sports by Unkown Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you
~quotes on Election Day by Author Unknown History supplies little beyond a list of those who have accommodated themselves with the property of others.
~sayings on History by Voltaire, Philosophical Dictionary We need not destroy the past. It is gone.
~quotations on Past by John Cage Only a few things are really important.
~love and basketball quotes by Marie Dressler I recoil with horror at the ferociousness of man. Will nations never devise a more rational umpire of differences than force? Are there no means of coercing injustice more gratifying to our nature than a waste of the blood of thousands and of the labor of millions of our fellow creatures?
~saying about basketball by Thomas Jefferson Democracy gives every man the right to be his own oppressor
~quote about Election Day by James Russell Lowell If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim.
~quotes on Adversity by Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr. The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul.
~sayings on Sex by William B. Yeats The reputation of a thousand years may be determined by the conduct of one hour.
~quotations on Integrity by Japanese Proverb I think that if ever a mortal heard the voice of God it would be in a garden at the cool of the day.
~love and basketball quotes by F. Frankfort Moore, A Garden of Peace Do not plan for ventures before finishing what's at hand.
~saying about basketball by Euripides Family quarrels are bitter things. They don't go by any rules. They're not like aches or wounds; they're more like splits in the skin that won't heal because there's not enough material.
~quote about Family by F. Scott Fitzgerald It's a good thing I stayed in Cincinnati for four years -- It took me that long to learn how to spell it
~quotes on Baseball by Rocky Bridges Don't park in the spaces marked, Reserved for Umpires.
~sayings on Baseball by John McSherry Opportunities are never lost; someone will take the one you miss.
~quotations on Opportunities by Author Unknown The only thing that has to be finished by next Tuesday is next Monday.
~love and basketball quotes by Jennifer Yane The human story does not always unfold like a mathematical calculation on the principle that two and two make four. Sometimes in life they make five or minus three; and sometimes the blackboard topples down in the middle of the sum and leaves the class in disorder and the pedagogue with a black eye.
~saying about basketball by Winston Churchill Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
~quote about Imagination by George Smith Patton, War as I Knew It, 1947 A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving.
~quotes on Travel by Lao Tzu Newspapers: dead trees with information smeared on them.
~sayings on Media Journalism by Horizon, Electronic Frontier Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea.
~quotations on Tea by Author Unknown Freedom is never free
~love and basketball quotes by Author Unknown Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself.
~saying about basketball by William Faulkner We all wear masks, and the time comes when we cannot remove them without removing some of our own skin.
~quote about Being Yourself by André Berthiaume, Contretemps Belief in God? An afterlife? I believe in rock: this apodictic rock beneath my feet.
~quotes on Reality by Edward Abbey
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