Strange...a God who could make good children as easily as bad, yet preferred to make bad ones; who made them prize their bitter life, yet stingily cut it short; mouths Golden Rules and forgiveness multiplied seventy times seven and invented Hell; who mouths morals to other people and has none himself; who frowns upon crimes yet commits them all; who created man without invitation, then tries to shuffle the responsibility for man's acts upon man, instead of honorably placing it where it belongs, upon himself; and finally with altogether divine obtuseness, invites this poor, abused slave to worship him!
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Tennis is an addiction that once it has truly hooked a man will not let him go.
~quotes on Tennis by Russell Lynes When I was twelve, I went hunting with my father and we shot a bird. He was laying there and something struck me. Why do we call this fun to kill this creature [who] was as happy as I was when I woke up this morning.
~sayings on Animal Rights by Marv Levy Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.
~quotations on Being Yourself by Oscar Wilde, De Profundis, 1905 Nothing is as real as a dream. The world can change around you, but your dream will not. Responsibilities need not erase it. Duties need not obscure it. Because the dream is within you, no one can take it away
~love friendship quotes by Unknown We should give as we would receive, cheerfully, quickly, and without hesitation; for there is no grace in a benefit that sticks to the fingers.
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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome
~quote about Death by Isaac Asimov A veteran USDA meat inspector from Texas describes what he has seen: Cattle dragged and choked... knocking 'em four, five, ten times. Every now and then when they're stunned they come back to life, and they're up there agonizing. They're supposed to be re-stunned but sometimes they aren't and they'll go through the skinning process alive. I've worked in four large [slaughterhouses] and a bunch of small ones. They're all the same. If people were to see this, they'd probably feel really bad about it. But in a packing house everybody gets so used to it that it doesn't mean anything.
~quotes on Vegetarianism by Slaughterhouse 1997 The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.
~sayings on Mistakes by Elbert Hubbard, The Note Book, 1927 Steeds, steeds, what steeds! Has the whirlwind a home in your manes?
~quotations on Horses by Nikolay Gogol Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
~love friendship quotes by Joseph Wood Krutch In most sciences one generation tears down what another has built and what one has established another undoes. In mathematics alone each generations adds a new story to the old structure.
~saying about friendship by Hermann Hankel If you have time to whine and complain about something then you have the time to do something about it
~quote about Martin Luther King, Jr. Day by Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book Hold'em - like life itself - has its defining moment. It's the flop. When you see the flop, you're looking at 71 percent of your hand, and the cost is only a single round of betting.
~quotes on Poker by Lou Krieger A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
~sayings on Justice by Robert Frost If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don't have to waste energy going back to pick it up
~quotations on Retirement by Tommy Bolt Books are immortal sons deifying their sires.
~love friendship quotes by Plato Truth has very few friends and those few are suicides.
~saying about friendship by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin Sweat silently. Let's have no squawking about a little expenditure of energy.
~quote about Labor by Martin H. Fischer It's better to crash into a nap than to nap into a crash.
~quotes on Safety by Author Unknown Gardening is a matter of your enthusiasm holding up until your back gets used to it.
~sayings on Gardens by Author Unknown The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing.
~quotations on Mistakes by John Powell It is only when we silent the blaring sounds of our daily existence that we can finally hear the whispers of truth that life reveals to us, as it stands knocking on the doorsteps of our hearts.
~love friendship quotes by K.T. Jong Strikeouts are boring - besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls. More democratic.
~saying about friendship by From the movie Bull Durham America is the only country ever founded on the printed word.
~quote about America by Marshall McLuhan A large heart can be filled with very little.
~quotes on Helping by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin My handicap? Woods and irons.
~sayings on Golf by Chris Codiroli It is good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good too, to check up once in a while and make sure you haven't lost the things money can't buy
~quotations on Money by George Lorimer Feast, n. A festival. A religious celebration usually signalized by gluttony and drunkenness, frequently in honor of some holy person distinguished for abstemiousness.
~love friendship quotes by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary If you have time to whine and complain about something then you have the time to do something about it.
~saying about friendship by Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts.
~quote about Age by Martin Buxbaum Love your countryYour country is the land where your parents sleep, where is spoken that language in which the chosen of your heart, blushing, whispered the first word of love; it is the home that God has given you that by striving to perfect yourselves t
~quotes on Patriotic by Giuseppe Mazzini I learned three important things in college - to use a library, to memorize quickly and visually, to drop asleep at any time given a horizontal surface and fifteen minutes.
~sayings on College by Agnes DeMille, Dance to the Piper, 1952 My father used to play with my brother and me in the yardMother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass." "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply"We're raising boys."
~quotations on Fathers Day by Harmon Killebrew The misfortunes of mankind are of varied plumage.
~love friendship quotes by Aeschylus, The Suppliant Maidens If I love you, what business is it of yours?
~saying about friendship by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The Lord loveth a cheerful giver. He also accepteth from a grouch.
~quote about Gifts by Catherine Hall I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.
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