One thing kids like is to be trickedFor instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse"Oh, no," I said"Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thoug
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I don't want people who want to dance, I want people who have to dance.
~quotes on Dancing by George Balanchine Black holes are when God tried to divide by zero.
~sayings on Humor by unknown To find the universal elements enough; to find the air and the water exhilarating; to be refreshed by a morning walk or an evening saunter... to be thrilled by the stars at night; to be elated over a bird's nest or a wildflower in spring - these are some of the rewards of the simple life.
~quotations on Simplicity by John Burroughs As you grow older, you'll find the only things you regret are the things you didn't do.
~love quote and saying by Zachary Scott A subject that is beautiful in itself gives no suggestion to the artist. It lacks imperfection.
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Where liberty dwells, there is my country
~quote about Patriotic by Benjamin Franklin Try not. Do or do not. There is no try.
~quotes on Goals by Yoda in The Empire Strikes Back Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
~sayings on Food by Robert Byrne I shut my eyes in order to see. Paul Gauguin
~quotations on Spiritual by Paul Gauguin I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
~love quote and saying by Steven Wright I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice cream.
~saying about love by Heywood Broun Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
~quote about Poetry by G.K. Chesterton I submit that an individual who breaks a law that conscience tells him is unjust, and who willingly accepts the penalty of imprisonment in order to arouse the conscience of the community over its injustice, is in reality expressing the highest respect for the law.
~quotes on Living by Martin Luther King, Jr. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
~sayings on Dieting by Author Unknown Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
~quotations on Marriage by Irwin Corey To the lamp of love: may it burn brightest in the darkest hours and never flicker in the winds of trial.
~love quote and saying by Author Unknown Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
~saying about love by John Galsworthy I think I should not go far wrong if I asserted that the amount of genuine leisure available in a society is generally in inverse proportion to the amount of labor-saving machinery it employs.
~quote about Technology by E.F. Schumacher There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs should be open to everybody.
~quotes on Feminism by Florynce Kennedy The only Zen you can find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
~sayings on Philosophical by Robert M. Pirsig Very little is known about the War of 1812 because the Americans lost it.
~quotations on America by Eric Nicol As for my next book, I am going to hold myself from writing it till I have it impending in me: grown heavy in my mind like a ripe pear; pendant, gravid, asking to be cut or it will fall.
~love quote and saying by Virginia Woolf Every path hath a puddle.
~saying about love by George Herbert, Jacula Prudentum Open your heart - open it wide; someone is standing outside.
~quote about Kindness by Quoted in Believe: A Christmas Treasury by Mary Engelbreit What is one to say about June, the time of perfect young summer, the fulfillment of the promise of the earlier months, and with as yet no sign to remind one that its fresh young beauty will ever fade.
~quotes on Summer by Gertrude Jekyll Envy slays itself by its own arrows.
~sayings on Jealousy by Author Unknown It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
~quotations on Money by Groucho Marx Mediocrity is a hand-rail.
~love quote and saying by Charles Louis de Secondat, Baron de Montesquieu, Mes pensées But if thought corrupts language, language can also corrupt thought.
~saying about love by George Orwell Prosperity is not without many fears and distastes, and adversity is not without comforts and hopes.
~quote about Adversity by Francis Bacon There is no education like adversity
~quotes on Adversity by Disraeli Many of us are equal to life's emergencies who cannot bear its day-after-dayness.
~sayings on Life by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 (Referring to a glass of water) I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody
~quotations on Comedy by Steven Wright In a real dark night of the soul, it is always three o'clock in the morning, day after day
~love quote and saying by F. Scott Fitzgerald Nothing hits harder nor sticks longer than a wise timely tip.
~saying about love by Between a man and his wife nothing ought to rule but love.
~quote about Marriage by William Penn When we Indians kill meat, we eat it all up.... When we build houses, we make little holes. When we burn grass for grasshoppers, we don't ruin things. We shake down acorns and pinenuts. We don't chop down the trees.
~quotes on Environment by Wintu Indian, quoted in Julian Burger, The Gaia Atlas of First Peoples, 1990
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