You gotta learn to laugh, it's the way to true love
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Better bread with water than cake with trouble
~quotes on Adversity by Russian Proverb Men look at themselves in mirrors. Women look for themselves.
~sayings on Women by Elissa Melamed When I look for my existence I do not look for it in myself.
~quotations on Self by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin I dip my pen in the blackest ink, because I'm not afraid of falling into my inkpot.
~love quote for relationship by Ralph Waldo Emerson Work cure is the best of all psychotherapy, in my opinion.... As well might we expect a patient to recover without food as to recover without work.... The sound man needs work to keep him sound, but the nervous invalid has an even greater need of work to draw him out of his isolation, and to stop the miseries of doubt and self-scrutiny, to win back self-respect and the support of fellowship.
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I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there.
~quote about Golf by Bob Hope, about his golfing There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.
~quotes on Golf by Lee Trevino Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
~sayings on Education by Will Durant True love stories never have endings.
~quotations on Love by Richard Bach (Thank you, Bonnie.) War is nothing less than a temporary repeal of the principles of virtue. It is a system out of which almost all the virtues are excluded, and in which nearly all the vices are included.
~love quote for relationship by Robert Hall I cannot concentrate all my friendship on any single one of my friends because no one is complete enough in himself
~saying about relationship by Anais Nin Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.
~quote about Self-Discovery by Alan Watts A survey says that American workers work the first three hours every day just to pay their taxes. So that's why we can't get anything done in the morning: We're government workers.
~quotes on Government by Jay Leno Our love could change the orbit of the earth. So, if a meteor ever comes hurtling towards earth with the guarantee of destruction, top scientists may call on us to, well, you know, do it like crazy for the sake of humankind.
~sayings on Sex by Author Unknown Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness', but it doesn't work.
~quotations on Funny Quotes by Gallagher For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
~love quote for relationship by Clifton Fadiman A friend is a brother who was once a bother.
~saying about relationship by Author Unknown How beautiful a day can be when kindness touches it.
~quote about Attitude by George Alliston The trouble with simple living is that, though it can be joyful, rich, and creative, it isn't simple.
~quotes on Simplicity by Doris Janzen Longacre If God had been a Liberal there wouldn't have been Ten Commandments, there would have been Ten Suggestions.
~sayings on Politics by Malcolm Bradbury, After Dinner Game, 1982 Chemicals, n: Noxious substances from which modern foods are made.
~quotations on Food by Author Unknown Do not trouble yourself much to get new things, whether clothes or friends.... Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts.
~love quote for relationship by Henry David Thoreau When we heal the earth, we heal ourselves.
~saying about relationship by David Orr The lost leaves measure our years; they are gone as the days are gone.
~quote about Age by Richard Jefferies, The Life of the Fields, 1908 What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
~quotes on America by Will Rogers Self-discipline is a great time-saver; it is the ability to make yourself work on only those things that are most important to you.
~sayings on Self Discipline by Brian Tracy I have received no more than one or two letters in my life that were worth the postage.
~quotations on Letters by Henry David Thoreau, Walden I, who cannot stay in my chamber for a single day without acquiring some rust, and when sometimes I have stolen forth for a walk at the eleventh hour of four o'clock in the afternoon, too late to redeem the day, when the shades of night were already beginning to be mingled with the daylight, have felt as if I had committed some sin to be atoned for.
~love quote for relationship by Henry David Thoreau Seventy-seven percent of anti-abortion leaders are men. 100% of them will never be pregnant.
~saying about relationship by Planned Parenthood advertisement History: An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools.
~quote about History by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary Mathematics are well and good but nature keeps dragging us around by the nose.
~quotes on Math by Albert Einstein No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy
~sayings on Women's Greetings by Henry Kissinger Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals
~quotations on Basketball by James Naismith Who will tell whether one happy moment of love or the joy of breathing or walking on a bright morning and smelling the fresh air, is not worth all the suffering and effort which life implies.
~love quote for relationship by Erich Fromm We don't need to eat anyone who would run, swim, or fly away if he could.
~saying about relationship by James Cromwell We visit others as a matter of social obligation. How long has it been since we have visited with ourselves?
~quote about Solitude by Morris Adler I frequently tramped eight or ten miles through the deepest snow to keep an appointment with a beech-tree, or a yellow birch, or an old acquaintance among the pines.
~quotes on Trees by Henry David Thoreau
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