Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly
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If you've never met a student from the University of Chicago, I'll describe him to you. If you give him a glass of water, he says, This is a glass of water. But is it a glass of water? And if it is a glass of water, why is it a glass of water? And eventually he dies of thirst.
~quotes on Philosophy by Shelley Berman If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
~sayings on Taxes by Will Rogers Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.
~quotations on Attitude by Dilbert If we cannot live so as to be happy, let us at least live so as to deserve it.
~love quote from the bible by Immanuel Hermass von Fichte Life is just a series of trying to make up your mind.
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Artistic growth is, more than it is anything else, a refining of the sense of truthfulness. The stupid believe that to be truthful is easy; only the artist, the great artist, knows how difficult it is.
~quote about Art by Willa Cather, The Song of the Lark, 1915 I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.
~quotes on Health by John Mortimer We're still not where we're going, but we're not where we were.
~sayings on Goals by Natash Jasefowitz To some golfers, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly.
~quotations on Golf by Author Unknown I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
~love quote from the bible by Thomas Watson Fear makes strangers of people who would be friends.
~saying about from the bible by Shirley Maclaine Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.
~quote about Computers by Author Unknown We must move from asking God to take care of the things that are breaking our hearts, to praying about the things that are breaking His heart.
~quotes on Prayer by Margaret Gibb The right man is the one who seizes the moment.
~sayings on Growth by Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
~quotations on Teenagers by Laurence J. Peter Cycle tracks will abound in Utopia.
~love quote from the bible by H.G. Wells Love is the self-delusion we manufacture to justify the trouble we take to have sex.
~saying about from the bible by Dan Greenburg A sunbeam to warm you,A moonbeam to charm you,A sheltering angel, so nothing can harm you.
~quote about Blessings by Irish Blessing If by gaining knowledge we destroy our health, we labour for a thing that will be useless in our hands.
~quotes on Health by John Locke I never knew whether to pity or congratulate a man on coming to his senses.
~sayings on Curmudgeons by William Makepeace Thackeray You know, sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss.
~quotations on Dental by Author Unknown Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
~love quote from the bible by Bertrand Russell One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
~saying about from the bible by Elbert Hubbard, The Roycroft Dictionary and Book of Epigrams, 1923 The poor are poor because the rich are rich.
~quote about Poverty by Author Unknown No government has the right to tell its citizens when or whom to love. The only queer people are those who don't love anybody.
~quotes on Homosexuality by Rita Mae Brown, speech, 28 August 1982 Men will always delight in a woman whose voice is lined with velvet.
~sayings on Women by Brendan Francis Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
~quotations on Smoking by Author Unknown Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective.
~love quote from the bible by Huxtable Pippey Why do we kill people who are killing people to show that killing people is wrong
~saying about from the bible by Holly Near For the night shows stars and women in a better light.
~quote about Night by Lord Byron, Don Juan We rarely repent of having eaten too little.
~quotes on Dieting by Thomas Jefferson Never talk about your own virtues or others’ faults.
~sayings on Attitude by There are chapters in every life which are seldom read and certainly not aloud.
~quotations on Self-Discovery by Carol Shields The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and for deeds left undone
~love quote from the bible by Harriet Beecher Stowe, Little Foxes, 1865 Save money regularly. If you’re average, you’ll have some excuse for postponing until you earn more. That’s why you’re average. And you’ll stay average until you start saving, NO MATTER HOW LITTLE YOU EARN.
~saying about from the bible by Ability is of little account without opportunity.
~quote about Opportunities by Napoleon Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
~quotes on Sports by Rita Rudner
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