Inspiration: a peculiar effect of divine flatulence emitted by the Holy Spirit which hisses into the ears of a few chosen of God.
~quote about Religion by Voltaire
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~quotes on Homosexuality by Author Unknown Suppose, however, that God did give this law to the Jews, and did tell them that whenever a man preached a heresy, or proposed to worship any other God that they should kill him; and suppose that afterward this same God took upon himself flesh, and came to this very chosen people and taught a different religion, and that thereupon the Jews crucified him; I ask you, did he not reap exactly what he had sown? What right would this god have to complain of a crucifixion suffered in accordance with his own command?
~sayings on Religion by Robert G. Ingersoll, Ingersoll's Works, Vol. 2 Never measure your progress by your income, but by your bank account. Remember the man in the mirror at 70 or 80.
~quotations on Wealth by Buying a Nikon doesn't make you a photographer. It makes you a Nikon owner.
~missing you love quotes by Author Unknown Enjoy present pleasures in such a way as not to injure future ones
~saying about missing you by Seneca
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~quote about Success by Zig Ziglar If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
~quotes on Money by Aristotle Onassis There are those who are so scrupulously afraid of doing wrong that they seldom venture to do anything.
~sayings on Risk by Vauvenargues Four steps to achievement: Plan purposefully. Prepare prayerfully. Proceed positively. Pursue persistently.
~quotations on Attitude by William A. Ward Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those who lack it.
~missing you love quotes by George Saintsbury There are twelve hours in the day, and above fifty in the night.
~saying about missing you by Marie de Rabutin-Chantal The great thought, the great concern, the great anxiety of men is to restrict, as much as possible, the limits of their own responsibility.
~quote about Responsibility by Giosué Borsi By all means use sometimes to be alone. Salute thyself; see what thy soul doth wear.
~quotes on Self-Discovery by George Herbert Blessed is he who has found his right work; let him ask no further blessings.
~sayings on Career by While earning your daily bread, be sure you share a slice with those less fortunate
~quotations on Sweetest Day by Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr. Perfumes are the feelings of flowers.
~missing you love quotes by Heinrich Heine, The Hartz Journey The surest way to be alone is to get married.
~saying about missing you by Gloria Steinem Don't waste time learning the "tricks of the trade." Instead, learn the trade
~quote about Graduation by Attributed to both James Charlton and H. Jackson Brown, Jr. I'm not a cheerleader. I'm an athletic supporter.
~quotes on Cheerleading by Author Unknown I've always been interested in people, but I've never liked them.
~sayings on Curmudgeons by W. Somerset Maugham Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?
~quotations on Attitude by Author Unknown Life shouldn't be printed on dollar bills.
~missing you love quotes by Clifford Odets Study a lifetime and you see different colors from the same jewel. The same questions, asked again, being you just the answers you need just the minute you need them.
~saying about missing you by Richard Bach The friendship that can cease has never been real
~quote about Friends by Saint Jerome When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure you've got plenty to watch.
~quotes on Carpe Diem by Author unknown, from a television commercial The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off
~sayings on Retirement by Abe Lemons Science does not know its debt to imagination.
~quotations on Science by Ralph Waldo Emerson Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
~missing you love quotes by Robert Byrne The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
~saying about missing you by Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes I am grateful for the lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and floors that need waxing because it means I have a home
~quote about Housewarming by Author Unknown You are not obliged to put on evening clothes to meet God.
~quotes on God by Austin O'Malley A committee is an animal with four back legs.
~sayings on Meetings by John le Carré, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born
~quotations on Dreams by Dale E. Turner If my resolution to be a great man was half so strong as it is to despise the shame of being a little one...
~missing you love quotes by William Cowper Minor vices lead to major ones, but minor virtues stay put.
~saying about missing you by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 It's so easy to fall in love but hard to find someone who will catch you.
~quote about Love by Author Unknown If a healthy minded person takes an interest in science, he gets busy with his mathematics and haunts the laboratory.
~quotes on Math by W.S. Franklin
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