I got a postcard from my gynecologistIt said, "Did you know it's time for your annual check-up?" No, but now my mailman does
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Too many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are.
~quotes on Wise Words by Malcolm S. Forbes The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments.
~sayings on Government by William E. Borah One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do.
~quotations on Self Confidence by Henry Ford I believe in God; I just don't trust anyone who works for him.
~motivational quote by Author Unknown I could eat alphabet soup and shit better lyrics.
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Women have an incredible ability to pick up on emotional signals. For example, there are some wolves that are so clever they have learned to dress up like sheep. Man says, 'Looks like a sheep. Talks like a sheep.' Woman says, 'Ain't no sheep!'.
~quote about Emotions by Jim Rohn I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament.
~quotes on Feminism by Alanis Morissette, quoted in Reader's Digest, March 2000 When a fellow says it hain't the money but the principle o' the thing, it's th' money.
~sayings on Money by Frank McKinney Kin Hubbard, Hoss Sense and Nonsense, 1926 In God we trust, all others we virus scan.
~quotations on Computers by Author Unknown Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come.
~motivational quote by Anne Lamott A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.
~saying about motivation by Andre Maurois A man must consider what a rich realm he abdicates when he becomes a conformist.
~quote about Conformity by Ralph Waldo Emerson It is preoccupation with possession, more than anything else, that prevents men from living freely and nobly.
~quotes on Property by Bertrand Russell, Principles of Social Reconstruction, 1917 My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
~sayings on Housework by Erma Bombeck Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.
~quotations on Dogs by Corey Ford The best morale exist when you never hear the word mentioned. When you hear a lot of talk about it, it's usually lousy
~motivational quote by Dwight D. Eisenhower A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
~saying about motivation by Paul Erdos Those who wish to pet and baby wild animals love them. But those who respect their natures and wish to let them live normal lives, love them more.
~quote about Environment by Edwin Way Teale, Circle of the Seasons, 1953 A man may be born a jackass; but it is his business if he makes himself a double one.
~quotes on Integrity by Martin H. Fischer The task of the excellent teacher is to stimulate apparently ordinary people to unusual effort. The tough problem is not in identifying winners: it is in making winners out of ordinary people.
~sayings on Teachers by K. Patricia Cross Pure mathematics is the world's best game. It is more absorbing than chess, more of a gamble than poker, and lasts longer than Monopoly. It's free. It can be played anywhere - Archimedes did it in a bathtub.
~quotations on Math by Richard J. Trudeau, Dots and Lines If cheerleading got any easier, it would be called football.
~motivational quote by Author Unknown Society is a made-up formula of what we are supposed to be, kept alive by those who believe in it.... I laugh in the ugly face of society, with all its fabricated dimensions.
~saying about motivation by Christina Gerogiannis Could we see when and where we are to meet again, we would be more tender when we bid our friends goodbye.
~quote about Living by Marie Louise De La Ramee The rule was No autopsy, no foul.
~quotes on Basketball by Stewart Granger, on the pickup games of his childhood Learning how to operate a soul figures to take time.
~sayings on Self-Discovery by Timothy Leary Father: I wish I were half as great as my infant thinks I am, and only half as stupid as my teenager thinks I am.
~quotations on Family by Yes, we are able!
~motivational quote by Cesar Chavez The trouble about man is twofold. He cannot learn truths which are too complicated; he forgets truths which are too simple.
~saying about motivation by Rebecca West When it's played the way is spozed to be played, basketball happens in the air; flying, floating, elevated above the floor, levitating the way oppressed peoples of this earth imagine themselves in their dreams.
~quote about Basketball by John Edgar Wideman It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
~quotes on Writing by Robert Benchley The essence of mathematics is not to make simple things complicated, but to make complicated things simple.
~sayings on Math by S. Gudder Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons.
~quotations on Technology by R. Buckminster Fuller If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
~motivational quote by Katharine Houghton Hepburn You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again.
~saying about motivation by Bonnie Prudden Birds sing after a storm; why shouldn't people feel as free to delight in whatever remains to them?
~quote about Birds by Rose F. Kennedy Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.
~quotes on Education by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
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