If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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Home cooking: where many a man thinks his wife is
~quotes on Women's Greetings by Author Unknown In Rome you long for the country; in the country - oh inconstant! - you praise the distant city to the stars.
~sayings on Cities by Horace, Satires Time, which changes people, does not alter the image we have retained of them.
~quotations on Changes by Marcel Proust Bread and butter, devoid of charm in the drawing-room, is ambrosia eating under a tree.
~motivational quotes and story by Elizabeth Russell If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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An old racetrack joke reminds you that your program contains all the winners' names. I stare at my typewriter keys with the same thought.
~quote about Writing by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 Unfortunately, it is also true that the age's interests often color the past with unhistoric hues.
~quotes on History by Wendell H. Stephenson Love is, above all, the gift of oneself.
~sayings on Gifts by Jean Anouilh Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.
~quotations on Time by Ambrose Bierce Most people are willing to pay more to be amused than to be educated.
~motivational quotes and story by Robert C. Savage, Life Lessons ...a final comfort that is small, but not cold: The heart is the only broken instrument that works
~saying about story by T.E. Kalem Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime.
~quote about Travel by Mark Twain Society attacks early, when the individual is helpless.
~quotes on Civilization by B.F.Skinner Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished.
~sayings on Nature by Lao Tzu Suppose some mathematical creature from the moon were to reckon up the human body; he would at once see that the essential thing about it was that it was duplicate. A man is two men, he on the right exactly resembling him on the left. Having noted that there was an arm on the right and one on the left, a leg on the right and one on the left, he might go further and still find on each side the same number of fingers, the same number of toes, twin eyes, twin ears, twin nostrils, and even twin lobes of the brain. At last he would take it as a law; and then, where he found a heart on one side, would deduce that there was another heart on the other. And just then, where he most felt he was right, he would be wrong.
~quotations on Humankind by Gilbert Keith Chesterton, The Paradoxes of Christianity, Orthodoxy Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
~motivational quotes and story by Rita Rudner Gardening is civil and social, but it wants the vigor and freedom of the forest and the outlaw.
~saying about story by Henry David Thoreau Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
~quote about Marriage by Helen Rowland I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge
~quotes on Women's Greetings by Paula Poundstone O great spirit, never let me find fault with anyone until I have walked two weeks in his moccasins. Any fool can criticize and most fools do. No training needed.
~sayings on Indian Saying by Indian Recognize meat for what it really is: the antibiotic- and pesticide-laden corpse of a tortured animal.
~quotations on Vegetarianism by Ingrid Newkirk, National Director of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals The wastebasket is a writer's best friend.
~motivational quotes and story by Isaac Bashevis Singer Minorities are the stars of the firmament; majorities, the darkness in which they float.
~saying about story by Martin H. Fischer The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; it happens at the poker table all the time.
~quote about Poker by David Shoup You take my life when you do take the means whereby I live.
~quotes on Unemployment by William Shakespeare God doesn't measure His bounty, but oh how we do!
~sayings on Humankind by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
~quotations on People by Winston Churchill A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time.
~motivational quotes and story by William C. Feather It’s impure thoughts that produce the secretions that create passion.
~saying about story by Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
~quote about Humor by I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam
~quotes on Y by 0 I have never looked upon ease and happiness as ends in themselves - such an ethical basis I call more proper for a herd of swine. The ideals which have lighted me on my way and time after time given me new courage to face life cheerfully, have been Truth, Goodness, and Beauty.
~sayings on Integrity by Albert Einstein, What I Believe, Forum and Century, 1930 The fish trap exists because of the fish. Once you've gotten the fish you can forget the trap. The rabbit snare exists because of the rabbit. Once you've gotten the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words exist because of meaning. Once you've gotten the meaning, you can forget the words. Where can I find a man who has forgotten words so I can talk with him?
~quotations on Philosophical by Chuang Tzu Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
~motivational quotes and story by Rita Rudner Friendship is Love, without his wings.
~saying about story by Lord Byron, L'Amitié est l'Amour sans Ailes Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge amount of energy, which explains why, as Einstein himself so eloquently put it in a famous 1939 speech to the Physics Department at Princeton, You have to exercise for a week to work off the thigh fat from a single Snickers.
~quote about Dieting by Dave Barry, Dave Barry Turns 50 I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich
~quotes on Mothers Day by M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter
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