A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people.
~quote about Curmudgeons by Peter McArthur
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~quotes on Gardens by Eleanor Perényi, Green Thoughts, 1981 No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
~sayings on Attitude by Abraham Lincoln I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough.
~quotations on Feminism by Clarie Sargent, Arizona senatorial candidate If we don't end war, war will end us.
~motivational quotes for the workplace by H.G. Wells, Things to Come, 1935 If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
~saying about the workplace by Woody Allen
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~quote about Carpe Diem by Stephen Levine Debt is the worst poverty.
~quotes on Debt by Thomas Fuller, Gnomologia, 1732 If becoming a grandmother was only a matter of choice, I should advise every one of you straight away to become one. There is no fun for old people like it!
~sayings on Grandparents by Hannah Whithall Smith If you're going to tickle, use a feather not a whip.
~quotations on Philosophical by Audrey Foris, C'est l'esprit du coq rouge (Red Rooster Musings, trans.) These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.
~motivational quotes for the workplace by Sam Snead The tragedy of war is that it uses man's best to do man's worst.
~saying about the workplace by Henry Fosdick The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there.
~quote about Gardens by George Bernard Shaw, The Adventures of the Black Girl in Her Search for God, 1932 Science... never solves a problem without creating ten more.
~quotes on Science by George Bernard Shaw Success is dependent upon the glands; sweat glands.
~sayings on Success by Zig Ziglar Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
~quotations on Anger by Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966 When you are in trouble, people who call to sympathize are really looking for the particulars.
~motivational quotes for the workplace by Edgar Watson Howe, Country Town Sayings, 1911 The oaks and the pines, and their brethren of the wood, have seen so many suns rise and set, so many seasons come and go, and so many generations pass into silence, that we may well wonder what the story of the trees would be to us if they had tongues to tell it, or we ears fine enough to understand.
~saying about the workplace by Author Unknown, quoted in Quotations for Special Occasions by Maud van Buren, 1938 Time is painted with a lock before, and bald behind, signifying thereby that we must take time by the forelock; for, when it is once past, there is no recalling it.
~quote about Carpe Diem by Jonathan Swift Sport is where an entire life can be compressed into a few hours, where the emotions of a lifetime can be felt on an acre or two of ground, where a person can suffer and die and rise again on six miles of trails through a New York City park. Sport is a theater where sinner can turn saint and a common man become an uncommon hero, where the past and the future can fuse with the present. Sport is singularly able to give us peak experiences where we feel completely one with the world and transcend all conflicts as we finally become our own potential.
~quotes on Sports by George A. Sheehan All love is probationary, a fact which frightens women and exhilarates men.
~sayings on Love by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's EveMiddle age is when you're forced to
~quotations on New Year by Bill Vaughn Pain is inevitableSuffering is optional
~motivational quotes for the workplace by M. Kathleen Casey When written in Chinese the word crisis is composed of two characters - one represents danger and the other represents opportunity.
~saying about the workplace by John F. Kennedy, address, 12 April 1959 The greatest hazard of all, losing one's self, can occur very quietly in the world, as if it were nothing at all. No other loss can occur so quietly; any other loss - an arm, a leg, five dollars, a wife, etc. - is sure to be noticed.
~quote about Self by The Sickness Unto Death A smile costs nothing but gives much. It enriches those who receive without making poorer those who give. It takes but a moment, but the memory of it sometimes lasts forever. None is so rich or mighty that he cannot get along without it and none is so poor that he cannot be made rich by it. Yet a smile cannot be bought, begged, borrowed, or stolen, for it is something that is of no value to anyone until it is given away. Some people are too tired to give you a smile. Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile so much as he who has no more to give.
~quotes on Smiles by Author Unknown The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.
~sayings on Sex by Truman Capote People are always asking about the good old days. I say, why don't you say the good now days?
~quotations on Living by Robert M. Young All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men.
~motivational quotes for the workplace by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
~saying about the workplace by Bern Williams Sometimes a man imagines that he will lose himself if he gives himself, and keep himself if he hides himself. But the contrary takes place with terrible exactitude.
~quote about Helping by Ernest Hello One of my current pet theories is that the winter is a kind of evangelist, more subtle than Billy Graham, of course, but of the same stuff.
~quotes on Winter by Shirley Ann Grau All wrong-doing arises because of mind. If mind is transformed can wrong-doing remain?
~sayings on Attitude by Buddha Children of the same family, the same blood, with the same first associations and habits, have some means of enjoyment in their power, which no subsequent connections can supply...
~quotations on Brothers by Jane Austen, Mansfield Park, 1814 The progress of evolution from President Washington to President Grant [is] alone enough to upset Darwin.
~motivational quotes for the workplace by Henry Adams, Education, 1907 History, that excitable and unreliable old lady.
~saying about the workplace by Guy de Maupassant, Sur l'Eau From various bumper stickers: My sexual orientation? Horizontal, usually.
~quote about Homosexuality by I can't even think straight. Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at nightI miss you like hell
~quotes on Missing You by Edna St. Vincent Millay
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