Type: Funny Saying Sayings By: Billy Hughes When having my portrait painted I don't want justice, I want mercy.
Type: Funny Saying Sayings By: Ben Shahn An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
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Type: Funny Saying Sayings By: John Ciardi Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea.
Type: Funny Saying Sayings By: Adolf Hitler Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilsed.
Type: Funny Saying Sayings By: Frank Sullivan This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Type: Funny Saying Sayings By: Luis Bunuel Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Type: Funny Saying Sayings By: Frank Lloyd. If it sells, it's art.
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Type: Funny Saying Sayings By: Louis Armstrong All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Type: Funny Saying Sayings By: Jimmy Durante I hate music, especially when it's played.
Type: Humor Sayings By: H.L. Mencken Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Type: Funny Saying Sayings By: Denis Leary Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Type: Funny Saying Sayings By: Noel Coward People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
Motivational Type: Funny Quotes Quotes By: Groucho Marx Go, and never darken my towels again.
Motivational Type: Funny Saying Quotes By: Denis Leary Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Motivational Type: Dreams Quotes By: Xander People don't fall in love with what's right in front of them. People want the dream -- what they can't have. The more unattainable, the more attractive
Motivational Type: Sports Soccer Quotes By: Ian Rush I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country
Motivational Type: Adversity Quotes By: Norman Vincent Peale Every problem has in it the seeds of its own solutionIf you don't have any problems, you don't get any seeds
Motivational Type: Proverbs Quotes By: The purest education is condensed into the fewest words.
Motivational Type: Living Quotes By: Richard Bach Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself.
Motivational Type: Attitude Quotes By: A good slogan: LEARN HOW AND DO NOW.
Motivational Type: Get Well Soon Quotes By: Susan Sontag, Illness as Metaphor, 1977 Everyone who is born holds dual citizenship, in the kingdom of the well and in the kingdom of the sickAlthough we all prefer to use only the good passport, sooner or later each of us is obliged, at least for a spell, to identify ourselves as citizens of t
Motivational Type: Financial Quotes By: A love of quick gain has turned rich men into paupers.
Motivational Type: Christmas Quotes By: John Andrew Holmes The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants
Motivational Type: Humor Quotes By: unknown Black holes are when God tried to divide by zero.
Motivational Type: Friendship Quotes By: Your best protection from your enemies is to make them your friends.
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