Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else
~quote about Cute by Will Rogers
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
~quotes on Television by Author Unknown
Thus Dante's motto over Inferno applies with equal force to marriage: Ye who enter here leave all hope behind.
~sayings on Marriage by Emma Goldman, Marriage and Love
The natural philosophers are mostly gone. We modern scientists are adding too many decimals.
~quotations on Philosophy by Martin H. Fischer
If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion.
~movie love quote by Dalai Lama
Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions.
~saying about movie by Edgar Cayce
Just as a candle cannot burn without fire, men cannot live without a spiritual life.
~quote about Living by Buddha
Janie's a pretty typical teenager - angry, insecure, confused. I wish I could tell her that's all going to pass, but I don't want to lie to her.
~quotes on Curmudgeons by Alan Ball, American Beauty, 1999
A Rattlesnake, if Cornered will become so angry it will bite itself. That is exactly what the harboring of hate and resentment against others is - a biting of oneself. We think we are harming others in holding these spites and hates, but the deeper harm is to ourselves.
~sayings on Hate by E. Stanley Jones
Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep.
~quotations on Parenting by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.
~movie love quote by Peter De Vries
Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
~saying about movie by Aaron Levenstein
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
~quote about Marriage by Charles Caleb Colton
American women are fools because they try to be everything to everybody.
~quotes on Feminism by Viva
The bowling alley is the poor man's country club.
~sayings on Games by Sanford Hansell
True love is a discipline in which each divines the secret self of the other and refuses to believe in the mere daily self.
~quotations on Love by William Butler Yeats
There are two types of fisherman - those who fish for sport and those who fish for fish.
~movie love quote by Author Unknown
All dress is fancy dress, is it not, except our natural skins?
~saying about movie by George Bernard Shaw
A great obstacle to happiness is to expect too much happiness.
~quote about Happiness by Bernard de Fontenelle
Tomorrow is the only day in the year that appeals to a lazy man.
~quotes on Laziness by Jimmy Lyons
Fat is not a moral problem. It's an oral problem.
~sayings on Dieting by Jane Thomas Noland
Trees outstrip most people in the extent and depth of their work for the public good.
~quotations on Trees by Sara Ebenreck, American Forests
A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.
~movie love quote by Friedrich Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else
~saying about movie by Ogden Nash
We are all of us stars and we all deserve to twinkle
~quote about Celebrity by Marilyn Monroe
Stretch pants - the garment that made skiing a spectator sport.
~quotes on Clothing by Author Unknown
I was half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they're not much to look at, or even if they're sort of stupid, you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.
~sayings on Love by J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, 1945
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
~quotations on Children by George Bernard Shaw
Laziness will cause you pain.
~movie love quote by Slogan on T-shirt worn at the Vee Arnis Jitsu School of Self-Defense
The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.
~saying about movie by Wilson Mizner
Diplomat: A person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
~quote about Diplomacy by Caskie Stinett, Out of the Red, 1960
Wedlock is a padlock.
~quotes on Marriage by John Ray, English Proverbs
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down
~sayings on Valentine's Day by Oprah Winfrey
Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram?" Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone
~quotations on Women's Greetings by Jan King
Life-transforming ideas have always come to me through books
~movie love quote by Bell Hooks
The designated hitter rule is like letting someone else take Wilt Chamberlain's free throws.
~saying about movie by Rick Wise, 1974
Those who do not know how to weep with their whole heart don't know how to laugh either.
~quote about Crying by Golda Meir
Good-looking girls break hearts, and goodhearted girls mend them.
~quotes on Women by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
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