A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.
~quote about Mothers by Peter De Vries
Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
~quotes on Statistics by Aaron Levenstein
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
~sayings on Marriage by Charles Caleb Colton
American women are fools because they try to be everything to everybody.
~quotations on Feminism by Viva
The bowling alley is the poor man's country club.
~movie quotes wav by Sanford Hansell
True love is a discipline in which each divines the secret self of the other and refuses to believe in the mere daily self.
~saying about movie wav by William Butler Yeats
There are two types of fisherman - those who fish for sport and those who fish for fish.
~quote about Fishing by Author Unknown
All dress is fancy dress, is it not, except our natural skins?
~quotes on Clothing by George Bernard Shaw
A great obstacle to happiness is to expect too much happiness.
~sayings on Happiness by Bernard de Fontenelle
Tomorrow is the only day in the year that appeals to a lazy man.
~quotations on Laziness by Jimmy Lyons
Fat is not a moral problem. It's an oral problem.
~movie quotes wav by Jane Thomas Noland
Trees outstrip most people in the extent and depth of their work for the public good.
~saying about movie wav by Sara Ebenreck, American Forests
A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.
~quote about Appearance by Friedrich Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else
~quotes on Birth by Ogden Nash
We are all of us stars and we all deserve to twinkle
~sayings on Celebrity by Marilyn Monroe
Stretch pants - the garment that made skiing a spectator sport.
~quotations on Clothing by Author Unknown
I was half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they're not much to look at, or even if they're sort of stupid, you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.
~movie quotes wav by J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, 1945
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
~saying about movie wav by George Bernard Shaw
Laziness will cause you pain.
~quote about Laziness by Slogan on T-shirt worn at the Vee Arnis Jitsu School of Self-Defense
The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.
~quotes on Luck by Wilson Mizner
Diplomat: A person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
~sayings on Diplomacy by Caskie Stinett, Out of the Red, 1960
Wedlock is a padlock.
~quotations on Marriage by John Ray, English Proverbs
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down
~movie quotes wav by Oprah Winfrey
Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram?" Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone
~saying about movie wav by Jan King
Life-transforming ideas have always come to me through books
~quote about Books by Bell Hooks
The designated hitter rule is like letting someone else take Wilt Chamberlain's free throws.
~quotes on Baseball by Rick Wise, 1974
Those who do not know how to weep with their whole heart don't know how to laugh either.
~sayings on Crying by Golda Meir
Good-looking girls break hearts, and goodhearted girls mend them.
~quotations on Women by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
There are many humorous things in the world, among them the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
~movie quotes wav by Mark Twain, Following the Equator, 1897
Jesus died too soon. He would have repudiated His doctrine if He had lived to my age.
~saying about movie wav by Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
History is nothing but a problem of mechanics applied to psychology.
~quote about History by Hippolyte Taine
A great poet has seldom sung of lawfully wedded happiness, but of free and secret love; and in this respect, too the time is coming when there will no longer be one standard of morality for poetry and another for life. To anyone tender of conscience, the ties formed by a free connection are stronger than the legal ones.
~quotes on Marriage by Ellen Key, quoted by Sprading in Liberty and the Great Libertarians
The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of.
~sayings on Love by Blaise Pascal, Pensées, 1670
So powerful is the light of unity that it can illuminate the whole earth.
~quotations on Brotherhood Unity by Bahá'u'lláh
This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip.
~movie quotes wav by Richard Burton
We can tell our values by looking at our checkbook stubs.
~saying about movie wav by Gloria Steinem
A boil is no big deal. On someone else's neck.
~quote about Perspective by Jewish Saying
Nobody's gone after Reds with this much vigor since Joe McCarthy
~quotes on Baseball by Jeff Blair
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