You can find your way across this country using burger joints the way a navigator uses stars.
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An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets.
~quotes on Sex by Author Unknown If we all did the things we are capable of doing, we would literally astound ourselves.
~sayings on Confidence by Thomas Alva Edison How many does it take to metamorphose wickedness into righteousness? One man must not kill. If he does, it is murder.... But a state or nation may kill as many as they please, and it is not murder. It is just, necessary, commendable, and right. Only get people enough to agree to it, and the butchery of myriads of human beings is perfectly innocent. But how many does it take?
~quotations on Violence by Adin Ballou, The Non-Resistant, 5 February 1845 Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.
~quote on life love and friends by Ambrose Bierce Widespread caffeine use explains a lot about the twentieth century.
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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
~quote about Perspective by William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice Talk doesn't cook rice.
~quotes on Action by Chinese Proverb Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value
~sayings on Graduation by Albert Einstein I have my own little world, but it's okay - they know me here.
~quotations on Sanity by Author Unknown A new friendship is like an unripened fruit - it may become either an orange or a lemon
~quote on life love and friends by Emma Stacey Climb the mountains and get their good tidingsNature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into treesThe winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop off like autumn leaves
~saying about life friends by John Muir First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly
~quote about Retirement by Branch Rickey If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I.
~quotes on Love by Michel de Montaigne The man who doesn't relax and hoot a few hoots voluntarily, now and then, is in great danger of hooting hoots and standing on his head for the edification of the pathologist and trained nurse, a little later on
~sayings on Party Invitations by Elbert Hubbard I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It's a bargain.
~quotations on Grandparents by Gene Perret I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm damned if I'm going to use up mine running up and down a street.
~quote on life love and friends by Neil Armstrong on jogging, in an interview with Walter Cronkite Guilt is a rope that wears thin.
~saying about life friends by Ayn Rand Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.
~quote about Baseball by Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968 Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.
~quotes on Family by Jane Howard Whether he likes it or not, a man’s character is stripped at the poker table; if the other players read him better than he does, he has only himself to blame. Unless he is both able and prepared to see himself as others do, flaws and all, he will be a loser in cards, as in life.
~sayings on Poker by Anthony Holden Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
~quotations on Age by Robert Southey, The Doctor Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
~quote on life love and friends by Peter Ustinov Courage is knowing what not to fear.
~saying about life friends by Plato He that uses many words for the explaining any subject doth, like the cuttlefish, hide himself for the most part in his own ink.
~quote about Writing by John Ray The drops of rain make a hole in the stone not by violence but by oft falling.
~quotes on Perseverance by Lucretius The good writing of any age has always been the product of someone's neurosis, and we'd have a mighty dull literature if all the writers that came along were a bunch of happy chuckleheads.
~sayings on Writing by William Styron, interview, Writers at Work, 1958 It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover.
~quotations on Sex by Marge Piercy You must not know too much, or be too precise or scientific about birds and trees and flowers and water-craft; a certain free margin, and even vagueness - perhaps ignorance, credulity - helps your enjoyment of these things...
~quote on life love and friends by Walt Whitman, Specimen Days, Birds - And a Caution (Thank you, Corinne.) One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.
~saying about life friends by Will Durant If... the machine of government... is of such a nature that it requires you to be the agent of injustice to another, then, I say, break the law.
~quote about Civil Disobedience by Henry David Thoreau, On the Duty of Civil Disobediance, 1849 Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine for magic.
~quotes on Society by Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 We shall be inclined to pronounce the voyage that led to the way to this New World as the most epoch-making event of all that have occurred since the birth of Christ
~sayings on Columbus Day by John Fiske The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
~quotations on Jewelry by Salvador Dalí Why assume so glibly that the God who presumably created the universe is still running it? It is certainly conceivable that He may have finished it and then turned it over to lesser gods to operate.
~quote on life love and friends by H.L. Mencken I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.
~saying about life friends by Arturo Toscanini Religion seems to have a way of making people abandon logic.
~quote about Religion by Amanda Baxter They throw their clubs backwards, and that's wrong. You should always throw a club ahead of you so that you don't have to walk any extra distance to get it.
~quotes on Golf by Tommy Bolt, about the tempers of modern players
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