The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.
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In church, sacred music would make believers of us all - but preachers can be counted on to restore the balance.
~quotes on Religion by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960 Never praise or criticize yourself. Both embarrass others. Our criticism is always believed, our praise seldom.
~sayings on Attitude by There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.
~quotations on Parenting by Chinese Proverb Firelight will not let you read fine stories but it's warm and you won't see the dust on the floor.
~quotes from as good as it gets by Irish Proverb I do not mean to be the slightest bit critical of TV newspeople, who do a superb job, considering that they operate under severe time constraints and have the intellectual depth of hamsters. But TV news can only present the bare bones of a story; it takes a newspaper, with its capability to present vast amounts of information, to render the story truly boring.
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Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
~quote about Truth by Aldous Huxley Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing
~quotes on Sports by Vince Lombardi My dog is usually pleased with what I do, because she is not infected with the concept of what I should be doing.
~sayings on Humankind by Lonzo Idolswine People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
~quotations on Sleep by Leo J. Burke Use you head to handle yourself; your heart to handle others.
~quotes from as good as it gets by I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.... It's not like it was when I was growing up. My mom and my grandmother told me how it was going to be. If I didn't like it, they said, Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. Parents have to take better control.
~saying about from as as it gets by Charles Barkley Youth is a disease from which we all recover.
~quote about Age by Dorothy Fulheim We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.
~quotes on Wisdom by George Bernard Shaw As iron is eaten by rust, so are the envious consumed by envy.
~sayings on Jealousy by Antisthenes In some awful, strange, paradoxical way, atheists tend to take religion more seriously than the practitioners.
~quotations on Religion by Jonathon Miller We often forgive those who bore us, but never those whom we bore.
~quotes from as good as it gets by Francois, Duc de La Rochefoucauld, Maxims Tearless grief bleeds inwardly.
~saying about from as as it gets by Christian Nevell Bovee The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to the matter at hand.
~quote about Language by Lewis Thomas How can you be a sage if you're pretty? You can't get your wizard papers without wrinkles.
~quotes on Wisdom by Bill Veeck Faith is like radar that sees through the fog.
~sayings on Faith by Corrie Ten Boom, Tramp for the Lord Absence from whom we love is worse than death, and frustrates hope severer than despair
~quotations on Goodbye by William Cowper Good parents give their children Roots and Wings. Roots to know where home is, wings to fly away and exercise what's been taught them
~quotes from as good as it gets by Jonas Salk The real history does not get written, because it is not in people's brains but in their nerves and vitals.
~saying about from as as it gets by Alfred North Whitehead, Dialogues of Alfred North Whitehead If someone is going down the wrong road, he doesn't need motivation to speed him up. What he needs is education to turn him around
~quote about Education by Jim Rohn The test of democracy is freedom of criticism.
~quotes on Censorship by David Ben-Gurion You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well.
~sayings on Love by Author Unknown If I lose at play, I blaspheme; if my fellow loses, he blasphemes. So, God is always the loser.
~quotations on Sports by John Donne, 1623 The child supplies the power but the parents have to do the steering.
~quotes from as good as it gets by Benjamin Spock, Dr. Spock's Baby and Child Care Real charity doesn't care if it's tax-deductible or not.
~saying about from as as it gets by Dan Bennett Fewer and fewer Americans possess objects that have a patina, old furniture, grandparents' pots and pans, the used things, warm with generations of human touch, essential to a human landscape. Instead, we have our paper phantoms, transistorized landscapes. A featherweight portable museum.
~quote about Generations by Susan Sontag If a doctor, lawyer, or dentist had 40 people in his office at one time, all of whom had different needs, and some of whom didn't want to be there and were causing trouble, and the doctor, lawyer, or dentist, without assistance, had to treat them all with professional excellence for nine months, then he might have some conception of the classroom teacher's job.
~quotes on Teachers by Donald D. Quinn No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head.
~sayings on Philosophical by Terry Josephson What compels you to stare, night after night, at all the glittering hokum that has been deliberately put together for you?
~quotations on Television by J.B. Priestley I believe the future is only the past again, entered through another gate.
~quotes from as good as it gets by Arthur Wing Pinero, The Second Mrs. Tanqueray, 1893 Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.
~saying about from as as it gets by Yiddish Proverb When you say that you agree with a thing in principle you mean that you have not the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice.
~quote about Hypocrisy by Otto von Bismarck I like the snot to run a little, the tears to accumulate a bit before reaching for the handkerchief. Then I know I'm really crying. Crying just isn't crying unless it's messy.
~quotes on Crying by D.H. Mondfleur
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