I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
~quote about Alcohol by W.C. Fields
The easiest and quickest way to change ourselves is to set a lofty goal and work for it.
~quotes on Goals by
When I was a Boy Scout, we played a game when new Scouts joined the troop. We lined up chairs in a pattern, creating an obstacle course through which the new Scouts, blindfolded, were supposed to maneuver. The Scoutmaster gave them a few moments to study the pattern before our adventure began. But as soon as the victims were blindfolded, the rest of us quietly removed the chairs. I think life is like this game. Perhaps we spend our lives avoiding obstacles we have created for ourselves and in reality exist only in our minds. We're afraid to apply for that job, take violin lessons, learn a foreign language, call an old friend, write our Congressman - whatever it is that we would really like to do but don't because of personal obstacles. Don't avoid any chairs until you run smack into one. And if you do, at least you'll have a place to sit down.
~sayings on Goals by Pierce Vincent Eckhart
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
~quotations on Clothing by Dorothy Parker
Sure you can psychoanalyze! But as Baehr used to say, why bother to sort garbage?
~quotes have a good day by Martin H. Fischer
Sisterhood is powerful.
~saying about have a day by Robin Morgan
Its not the size of the dog in the fight... Its the size of fight, in the dog
~quote about Attitude by Dont Need To Know
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
~quotes on Jobs by Douglas Adams
Few things help an individual more than to place responsibility upon him, and to let him know that you trust him.
~sayings on Trust by Booker T. Washington
True love stories never have endings
~quotations on Valentine's Day by Richard Bach
Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
~quotes have a good day by Elbert Hubbard
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
~saying about have a day by Allen
Don't cry because it's overSmile because it happened
~quote about Goodbye by Theodor Seuss Geisel, attributed
Who does not thank for little will not thank for much.
~quotes on Gratitude by Estonian Proverb
No man was ever great without a touch of divine afflatus.
~sayings on Greatness by Cicero
A story should have a beginning, a middle, and an end... but not necessarily in that order.
~quotations on Writing by Jean Luc Godard
Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on.
~quotes have a good day by Billy Connolly
A brother shares childhood memories and grown-up dreams.
~saying about have a day by Author Unknown
Labor disgraces no man; unfortunately, you occasionally find men who disgrace labor.
~quote about Effort by Ulysses S. Grant
Good things, when short, are twice as good.
~quotes on Brevity by Baltasar Gracian, The Art of Worldly Wisdom
If we all, mountain bikers, cyclists, multinational companies, Jo Public, respected the land like old civilizations we wouldn't get so many punctures. Earth's revenge.
~sayings on Bicycling by Jo Burt (Thank you, Jacquie.)
Sometimes the best way to hold onto something is to let it go.
~quotations on Wise Words by Author Unknown
If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world, but I am sure we would be getting reports from Hell before breakfast.
~quotes have a good day by William Tecumseh Sherman
Discipline is the hidden ingredient that turns nobodies into somebody.
~saying about have a day by
We use our brains too little, and when we do, it is only to make excuses for our reflexes and our instincts.
~quote about Body by Martin H. Fischer
The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion.
~quotes on Censorship by Henry Steele Commager
Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it.
~sayings on Environment by Henry David Thoreau, Chesuncook, The Maine Woods, 1848
Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.
~quotations on Baseball by John Leonard, New York Times, 2 November 1975
I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.
~quotes have a good day by Flash Rosenberg
Bad is never good until worse happens.
~saying about have a day by Danish Proverb
In reading, a lonely quiet concert is given to our minds; all our mental faculties will be present in this symphonic exaltation.
~quote about Books Reading by Stéphane Mallarmé
A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
~quotes on Courage by Ralph Waldo Emerson
Another way of approaching the thing is to consider it unnamed, unnameable.
~sayings on Hawww by Francis Ponge
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
~quotations on Famous Saying by Groucho Marx
In true dialogue, both sides are willing to change.
~quotes have a good day by Thich Nhat Hanh
The purpose of psychology is to give us a completely different idea of the things we know best.
~saying about have a day by Paul Valéry, Tel Quel, 1943
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
~quote about Funny Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
Of all the supervised conditions for life offered man, those under U S A's constitution have proved the best. Wherefore, be sure when you start modifying, corrupting or abrogating it.
~quotes on America by Martin H. Fischer
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