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   A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.
 ~quote about Alcohol by W.C. Fields
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   Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
 ~quotes on Attitude by Winston Churchill

   Be willing to wait longer for you goals to bear fruit than you had anticipated.
 ~sayings on Goals by Denis Waitley

   More history's made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations.
 ~quotations on History by John Barth, The Sot-Weed Factor

   God cannot alter the past, though historians can.
 ~random funny sayings by Samuel Butler, Prose Observations

   It is with words as with sunbeams. The more they are condensed, the deeper they burn.
 ~saying about random by Robert Southey
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   One of the great disappointments of a football game is that the cheerleaders never seem to get injured.
 ~quote about American football by Author Unknown

   An older sister helps one remain half child, half woman.
 ~quotes on Sisters by Author Unknown

   When the breath wanders the mind also is unsteady. But when the breath is calmed the mind too will be still, and the yogi achieves long life. Therefore, one should learn to control the breath.
 ~sayings on Yoga by Svatmarama

   Whose indomitable spirit changed the face of the earth for us
 ~quotations on Columbus Day by Edmund Arthur Helps

   Every beginning is a consequence - every beginning ends some thing.
 ~random funny sayings by Paul Valery

   My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.
 ~saying about random by Gene Perret

   This world is run with far too tight a rein for luck to interfere. Fortune sells her wares; she never gives them In some form or other, we pay for her favors; or we go away empty
 ~quote about Luck by Amelia Barr

   I never see what has been done; I only see what remains to be done.
 ~quotes on Career by Buddha

   [G]eometry is not true, it is advantageous.
 ~sayings on Math by Henri Poincaré

   Somehow our devils are never quite what we expect when we meet them face to face.
 ~quotations on Worry by Nelson DeMille

   I make the most of all that comes and the least of all that goes.
 ~random funny sayings by Sara Teasdale

   Life is like a game of cards. The hand you are dealt is determinism; the way you play it is free will.
 ~saying about random by Jawaharial Nehru

   Bankruptcy stared me in the face, but one thought kept me calm; soon I'd be too poor to need an anti-theft alarm.
 ~quote about Debt by Gina Rothfels

   All reformers, however strict their social conscience, live in houses just as big as they can pay for.
 ~quotes on Hypocrisy by Logan Pearsall Smith

   I just don't know why they're shooting at us. All we want to do is bring them democracy and white bread. Transplant the American dream. Freedom. Achievement. Hyperacidity. Affluence. Flatulence. Technology. Tension. The inalienable right to an early coronary sitting at your desk while plotting to stab your boss in the back.
 ~sayings on America by Hawkeye, M*A*S*H, O.R.

   Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift.... The hangover comes the day after.
 ~quotations on Debt by Joyce Brothers

   To kill time, a committee meeting is the perfect weapon
 ~random funny sayings by Author Unknown

   The true painter strives to paint what can only be seen through his world.
 ~saying about random by André Malraux

   Poetry is the revelation of a feeling that the poet believes to be interior and personal which the reader recognizes as his own.
 ~quote about Poetry by Salvatore Quasimodo

   Birds fly, fish swim and humans create. This is our nature.
 ~quotes on Success by Nisandeh Neta

   I am always ready to learn, but I do not always like being taught
 ~sayings on Education by Winston Churchill

   The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough.
 ~quotations on Carpe Diem by Rabindranath Tagore

   He liked to go from A to B without inventing letters between.
 ~random funny sayings by John McPhee

   We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
 ~saying about random by Jonathan Swift, Miscellanies, 1711

   I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge.
 ~quote about Dieting by Paula Poundstone

   Many people, other than the authors, contribute to the making of a book, from the first person who had the bright idea of alphabetic writing through the inventor of movable type to the lumberjacks who felled the trees that were pulped for its printing. It is not customary to acknowledge the trees themselves, though their commitment is total.
 ~quotes on Trees by Forsyth and Rada, Machine Learning

   It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books - what other men do not say in whole books.
 ~sayings on Brevity by Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols

   Fiction reveals truths that reality obscures.
 ~quotations on Reality by Jessamyn West

   The beauty of the soul shines out when a man bears with composure one heavy mischance after another, not because he does not feel them, but because he is a man of high and heroic temper.
 ~random funny sayings by Aristotle

   Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart.
 ~saying about random by Kay Knudsen

   Deputy Barney Fife (Don Knotts on the Andy Griffith Show)
 ~quote about Funny Quotes by Mel Brooks

   I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Rennaisance.
 ~quotes on Perspective by Steven Wright
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