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   God, that dumping ground of our dreams.
 ~quote about God by Jean Rostand, Carnets d'un Biologiste, 1962
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   When one has one's hand full of truth it is not always wise to open it.
 ~quotes on Truth by French Proverb

   Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls
 ~sayings on Love Quotes by Mother Teresa

   Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and fans the bonfire.
 ~quotations on Love by François Duc de La Rochefoucauld

   Why are sex and violence always linked? I'm afraid they'll blur together in people's minds - sexandviolence - until we can't tell them apart. I expect to hear a newscaster say, The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex.
 ~random funny sayings by Dick Cavett, 1978

   The joy of music should never be interrupted by a commercial.
 ~saying about random by Leonard Bernstein
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   The reward for conformity was that everyone liked you except yourself.
 ~quote about Conformity by Rita Mae Brown, Venus Envy

   Could life so end, half told; its school so fail? Soul, soul, there is a sequel to thy tale!
 ~quotes on Easter by Robert Mowry Bell

   There is no need to reach high for the starsThey are already within you - just reach deep into yourself!
 ~sayings on Graduation by The Quote Garden

   I have a wife, I have sons: all of them hostages given to fate.
 ~quotations on Fate by Lucan

   The highest of all arts, and the most rewarding, is the art of living.
 ~random funny sayings by

   Better the occasional faults of a government that lives in a spirit of charity than the consistent omissions of a government frozen in the ice of its own indifference.
 ~saying about random by Franklin D. Roosevelt

   Though boys throw stones at frogs in sport, the frogs do not die in sport, but in earnest.
 ~quote about Animal Rights by Bion, Water and Land Animals, Plutarch

   The law embodies the story of a nation's development through many centuries, and it cannot be dealt with as if it contained only the axioms and corollaries of a book of mathematics.
 ~quotes on Justice by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr., The Common Law

   The belly rules the mind.
 ~sayings on Food by Spanish Proverb

   Enduring habits I hate.... Yes, at the very bottom of my soul I feel grateful to all my misery and bouts of sickness and everything about me that is imperfect, because this sort of thing leaves me with a hundred backdoors through which I can escape from enduring habits.
 ~quotations on Habits by Friedrich Nietzsche, The Gay Science, 1882

   They are sick that surfeit with too much, as they that starve with nothing.
 ~random funny sayings by William Shakespeare

   Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them.
 ~saying about random by Vincent McNabb

   In a real dark night of the soul, it is always three o'clock in the morning, day after day.
 ~quote about Adversity by F. Scott Fitzgerald

   What a weird thing smoking is and I can't stop it. I feel cosy, have a sense of well-being when I'm smoking, poisoning myself, killing myself slowly. Not so slowly maybe. I have all kinds of pains I don't want to know about and I know that's what they're from. But when I don't smoke I scarcely feel as if I'm living. I don't feel as if I'm living unless I'm killing myself.
 ~quotes on Smoking by Russell Hoban, Turtle Diary, 1975

   They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
 ~sayings on Women by Author Unknown

   In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
 ~quotations on Gratitude by H.L. Mencken

   It is hard to convince a high-school student that he will encounter a lot of problems more difficult than those of algebra and geometry.
 ~random funny sayings by Edgar W. Howe

   Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy.
 ~saying about random by Mark Twain

   The PC [political correctness] movement exists not in order to improve the well-being of those whose oppression it purports to combat. Rather, its purpose is to wrap its proponents in a kind of verbal comfort-blanket. Beneath its complacent cosiness and nauseating sanctimony, the intrepid shock-troops of 'populist authoritarianism' pretend that suppressing the language of prejudice is the same as eliminating prejudice itself. Smug and self-satisfied, having assuaged whatever guilt they may have felt through their attacks on the 'non-PC', they ignore the real inequalities, ignominies and powerlessness of those whom they pretend to champion. They are instead complacently content at their 'victory' in contorting the language of 'acceptable' discourse in the classroom, in the textbook and in the mass media.
 ~quote about Language by Erik Kowal, as posted on The Wordwizard Portal

   Let men tremble to win the hand of woman, unless they win along with it the utmost passion of her heart! Else it may be their miserable fortune, when some mightier touch than their own may have awakened all her sensibilities, to be reproached even for the calm content, the marble image of happiness, which they will have imposed upon her as the warm reality.
 ~quotes on Passion by Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter

   Journalism is the ability to meet the challenge of filling space.
 ~sayings on Media Journalism by Rebecca West

   Heat, ma’am! I said; it was so dreadful here, that I found there was nothing left for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones.
 ~quotations on Arizona by Sydney Smith, Lady Holland’s Memoir (It's actually not about Arizona, but it fits!)

   When you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you.
 ~random funny sayings by Friedrich Nietzche

   The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.
 ~saying about random by David Gerrold

   In church, sacred music would make believers of us all - but preachers can be counted on to restore the balance.
 ~quote about Religion by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Never praise or criticize yourself. Both embarrass others. Our criticism is always believed, our praise seldom.
 ~quotes on Attitude by

   There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.
 ~sayings on Parenting by Chinese Proverb

   Firelight will not let you read fine stories but it's warm and you won't see the dust on the floor.
 ~quotations on Light by Irish Proverb

   I do not mean to be the slightest bit critical of TV newspeople, who do a superb job, considering that they operate under severe time constraints and have the intellectual depth of hamsters. But TV news can only present the bare bones of a story; it takes a newspaper, with its capability to present vast amounts of information, to render the story truly boring.
 ~random funny sayings by Dave Barry

   Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
 ~saying about random by Aldous Huxley

   Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing
 ~quote about Sports by Vince Lombardi

   My dog is usually pleased with what I do, because she is not infected with the concept of what I should be doing.
 ~quotes on Humankind by Lonzo Idolswine
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