It is unfortunate we can't buy many business executives for what they are worth and sell them for what they think they are worth.
~quote about Business by Malcolm Forbes
If the universe has any purpose more important then topping a woman you love and making a baby with her hearty help, I have never heard of it
~quotes on Love by Rabert A. Henlein Lazarus Long
Trying to squash a rumor is like trying to unring a bell.
~sayings on Gossip by Shana Alexander
I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to
~quotations on Music by Elvis Presley
The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it
~really funny quotes by Moliere
Question: I understand that Congress is considering a so-called 'flat' tax system. How would this work? Answer: If Congress were to pass a 'flat' tax, you'd simply pay a fixed percentage of your income, and you wouldn't have to fill out any complicated forms, and there would be no loopholes for politically connected groups, and normal people would actually understand the tax laws, and giant talking broccoli stalks would come around and mow your lawn for free, because Congress is NOT going to pass a flat tax, you pathetic fool.
~saying about really by Dave Barry
Money was invented so we could know exactly how much we owe
~quote about Money by Cullen Hightower
Don't be too harsh to these poems until they're typed. I always think typescript lends some sort of certainty: at least, if the things are bad then, they appear to be bad with conviction.
~quotes on Writing by Dylan Thomas, letter to Vernon Watkins, March 1938
If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time.
~sayings on Sex by Louise Sammons
Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude
~quotations on Thanksgiving Day by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
These are not books, lumps of lifeless paper, but minds alive on the shelves
~really funny quotes by Gilbert Highet
History is an argument without end.
~saying about really by Pieter Geyl
It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can get yourself back.
~quote about Self-Control by Mick Jagger
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
~quotes on Food by Fran Lebowitz
Oratory is the power to talk people out of their sober and natural opinions.
~sayings on Speeches by Joseph Chatfield
One must learn a different... sense of time, one that depends more on small amounts than big ones.
~quotations on Time by Sister Mary Paul
The past is never dead, it is not even past.
~really funny quotes by William Faulkner
Carry laughter with you wherever you go.
~saying about really by Hugh Sidey
We turn to God for help when our foundations are shaking, only to learn that it is God who is shaking them.
~quote about Adversity by Charles C. West
Why is there only one ball for 22 players? If you gave a ball to each of them, they'd stop fighting for it.
~quotes on Soccer by Author Unknown
Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them.
~sayings on Grandparents by Rita Rudner
Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others.
~quotations on Genius by Mark Twain
Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
~really funny quotes by Indian Proverb
Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.
~saying about really by Bill Gates, Business @ the Speed of Thought
Eggs cannot be unscrambled.
~quote about Philosophical by American Proverb
If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be barred from any public office in the United States and the families of the breed would be shipped off to the white slave corrals of Argentina.
~quotes on Golf by H.L. Mencken
Let's hope the institution of marriage survives its detractors, for without it there would be no more adultery and without adultery two thirds of our novelists would stand in line for unemployment checks.
~sayings on Writing by Peter S. Prescott
The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.
~quotations on Computers by Andrew Brown
Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than polish.
~really funny quotes by Anne Bradstreet
Soul meets soul on lovers' lips.
~saying about really by Percy Bysshe Shelley, Prometheus Unbound
Every artist dips his brush in his own soul, and paints his own nature into his pictures.
~quote about Art by Henry Ward Beecher
He bites his tongue who speaks in haste.
~quotes on Haste by Turkish Proverb
Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present, and future.
~sayings on Family by Gail Lumet Buckley
Most smiles are start by other smiles so smile first.
~quotations on Friendship by
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
~really funny quotes by Jack Benny
Nations have recently been led to borrow billions for war; no nation has ever borrowed largely for education. Probably, no nation is rich enough to pay for both war and civilization. We must make our choice; we cannot have both.
~saying about really by Abraham Flexner
Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate!
~quote about Women's Greetings by Author Unknown
Business is a combination of war and sport.
~quotes on Business by André Maurois
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