Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
~quote about Women by Nicole Hollander
Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays.
~quotes on Prayer by Søren Kierkegaard
Poker, n. A game said to be played with cards for some purpose to this lexicographer unknown.
~sayings on Poker by Ambrose Bierce
Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light?
~quotations on Philosophical by Maurice Freehill
When you're in a slump, it's almost as if you look out at the field and it's one big glove.
~really sad love quotes by Vance Law
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
~saying about really sad by Douglas Adams
A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacityThe order varies for any given year
~quote about Anniversaries by Paul Sweeney
Men can bear all things except good days.
~quotes on Prosperity by Dutch Proverb
Be careful how you interpret the world: It is like that.
~sayings on Perspective by Erich Heller
The best way to stop smoking is to just stop - no ifs, ands or butts.
~quotations on Smoking by Edith Zittler
Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits
~really sad love quotes by Author Unknown
You cannot help but learn more as you take the world into your handsTake it up reverently, for it is an old piece of clay, with millions of thumbprints on it
~saying about really sad by John Updike
What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one dietsI mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?
~quote about Thanksgiving Day by Erma Bombeck, "No One Diets on Thanksgiving," 26 November 1981
A bad grade is only one letter in the Essay of life
~quotes on Adversity by Lee Drake
Life is pain, princess. . . anyone who says differently is selling something
~sayings on Movie by Westley
A man who could make so vile a pun would not scruple to pick a pocket.
~quotations on Puns by John Dennis, 1781
Nobody believes a rumor here in Washington until it's officially denied.
~really sad love quotes by Edward Cheyfitz
Tell the audience what you're going to say, say it; then tell them what you've said.
~saying about really sad by Dale Carnegie
Charity sees the need, not the cause.
~quote about Helping by German Proverb
In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks.
~quotes on Walking by John Muir
We may see the small value God has for riches, by the people he gives them to.
~sayings on Money by Alexander Pope, Thoughts on Various Subjects, 1727
The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt
~quotations on Adversity by Max Lerner, The Unfinished Country, 1950
Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
~really sad love quotes by Robert Orben
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
~saying about really sad by Author Unknown
Dream the impossible dream. Dreaming it may make it possible. It often has.
~quote about Goals by
Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory.
~quotes on Music by Oscar Wilde
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
~sayings on Children by Phyllis Diller
Water, water, everywhere, And all the boards did shrink. Water, water everywhere, Nor any drop to drink
~quotations on Drinking by Samuel Taylor
Here's to matrimony, the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented!
~really sad love quotes by Heinrich Heine
The artist is the opposite of the politically minded individual, the opposite of the reformer, the opposite of the idealist. The artist does not tinker with the universe, he recreates it out of his own experience and understanding of life.
~saying about really sad by Henry Miller
I'll tell you a big secret, my friend: Don't wait for the Last Judgment. It happens every day.
~quote about Integrity by Albert Camus, The Fall, 1956
No town can fail of beauty, though its walks were gutters and its houses hovels, if venerable trees make magnificent colonnades along its streets.
~quotes on Trees by Henry Ward Beecher, Proverbs, 1887
The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shockproof shit detector. This is the writer's radar and all great writers have had it.
~sayings on Writing by Ernest Hemingway, interview in Paris Review, Spring 1958
The more humanity advances, the more it is degraded.
~quotations on Humankind by Gustave Flaubert
Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
~really sad love quotes by Peter Finley Dunne, Mr. Dooley's Opinions, 1900
I have made it a rule of my life never to regret and never to look back. Regret is an appalling waste of energy; you can't build on it; it's only good for wallowing in.
~saying about really sad by Katherine Mansfield
The total history of almost anyone would shock almost everyone.
~quote about People by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults and they enter society, one of the politer names of hell. That is why we dread children, even if we love them, they show us the state of our decay.
~quotes on Inner Child by Brian Aldiss
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