Stretch pants - the garment that made skiing a spectator sport. ~quote about Clothing by Author Unknown
I was half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they're not much to look at, or even if they're sort of stupid, you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. ~quotes on Love by J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, 1945
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. ~sayings on Children by George Bernard Shaw
Laziness will cause you pain. ~quotations on Laziness by Slogan on T-shirt worn at the Vee Arnis Jitsu School of Self-Defense
The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. ~romantic birthday quotes by Wilson Mizner
Diplomat: A person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. ~saying about romantic birthday by Caskie Stinett, Out of the Red, 1960
Wedlock is a padlock. ~quote about Marriage by John Ray, English Proverbs
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down ~quotes on Valentine's Day by Oprah Winfrey
Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram?" Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone ~sayings on Women's Greetings by Jan King
Life-transforming ideas have always come to me through books ~quotations on Books by Bell Hooks
The designated hitter rule is like letting someone else take Wilt Chamberlain's free throws. ~romantic birthday quotes by Rick Wise, 1974
Those who do not know how to weep with their whole heart don't know how to laugh either. ~saying about romantic birthday by Golda Meir
Good-looking girls break hearts, and goodhearted girls mend them. ~quote about Women by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
There are many humorous things in the world, among them the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages. ~quotes on Civilization by Mark Twain, Following the Equator, 1897
Jesus died too soon. He would have repudiated His doctrine if He had lived to my age. ~sayings on Jesus Christ by Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
History is nothing but a problem of mechanics applied to psychology. ~quotations on History by Hippolyte Taine
A great poet has seldom sung of lawfully wedded happiness, but of free and secret love; and in this respect, too the time is coming when there will no longer be one standard of morality for poetry and another for life. To anyone tender of conscience, the ties formed by a free connection are stronger than the legal ones. ~romantic birthday quotes by Ellen Key, quoted by Sprading in Liberty and the Great Libertarians
The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. ~saying about romantic birthday by Blaise Pascal, Pensées, 1670
So powerful is the light of unity that it can illuminate the whole earth. ~quote about Brotherhood Unity by Bahá'u'lláh
This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip. ~quotes on Jewelry by Richard Burton
We can tell our values by looking at our checkbook stubs. ~sayings on Money by Gloria Steinem
A boil is no big deal. On someone else's neck. ~quotations on Perspective by Jewish Saying
Nobody's gone after Reds with this much vigor since Joe McCarthy ~romantic birthday quotes by Jeff Blair
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. ~saying about romantic birthday by Rita Mae Brown
A diplomat's life is made up of three ingredients: Protocol, Geritol, and alcohol. ~quote about Diplomacy by Adlai E. Stevenson
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. ~quotes on Funny Saying by Oscar Wilde
Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend ~sayings on Friends by Albert Camus
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived. ~quotations on Self-Discovery by Henry David Thoreau, 1854
Although he may not always recognize his bondage, modern man lives under a tyranny of numbers. ~romantic birthday quotes by Nicholas Eberstadt, The Tyranny of Numbers: Mismeasurement and Misrule
Fashion is like the id. It makes you desire things you shouldn't. ~saying about romantic birthday by Bob Morris
The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. ~quote about Yoga by Amy Weintraub
A mere compilation of facts presents only the skeleton of History; we do but little for her if we cannot invest her with life, clothe her in the habiliments of her day, and enable her to call forth the sympathies of succeeding generations. ~quotes on History by Hannah Farnham Lee, The Huguenots in France and America