Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
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A slip of the foot, you’ll soon recover; a slip of the tongue may last forever.
~quotes on Friendship by Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
~sayings on Golf by Bob Hope If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation?
~quotations on New Job Congrats by Author Unknown We cannot live only for ourselves. A thousand fibers connect us with our fellow men.
~romantic french quotes by Herman Melville Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever
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If you want to understand today, you have to search yesterday.
~quote about History by Pearl Buck Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little.
~quotes on Helping by Edmund Burke Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
~sayings on Clothing by Benny Hill Boredom is a vital problem of the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it
~quotations on Boredom by Bertrand Russell, philosopher and logician If everyone were clothed with integrity, if every heart were just, frank, kindly, the other virtues would be well-nigh useless, since their chief purpose is to make us bear with patience the injustice of our fellows.
~romantic french quotes by Jean Baptiste Molière, Le Misanthrope You must be the change you wish to see in the world
~saying about romantic french by Mahatma Ghandi It is a revenge the devil sometimes takes upon the virtuous, that he entraps them by the force of the very passion they have suppressed and think themselves superior to.
~quote about Passion by George Santayana God gave burdens, also shoulders
~quotes on Patriot Day by Yiddish Proverb Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.
~sayings on Humor by Mark Twain Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail. What you gain at one end you lose at the other. It's like feeding a dog on his own tail. It won't fatten the dog.
~quotations on Education by Mark Twain No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.
~romantic french quotes by H.L. Mencken If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.
~saying about romantic french by Ashleigh Brilliant A lawyer is a gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it for himself.
~quote about Justice by Lord Brougham We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams
~quotes on Dreams by Arthur O'Shaughnessy Basketball, hockey and track meets are action heaped upon action, climax upon climax, until the onlooker's responses become deadened. Baseball is for the leisurely afternoons of summer and for the unchanging dreams.
~sayings on Baseball by Roger Kahn Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect!
~quotations on Nostalgia by Owens Lee Pomeroy Present your family and friends with their eulogies now - they won't be able to hear how much you love them and appreciate them from inside the coffin.
~romantic french quotes by Anonymous Sometimes it's important to work for that pot of gold. But other times it's essential to take time off and to make sure that your most important decision in the day simply consists of choosing which color to slide down on the rainbow.
~saying about romantic french by Douglas Pagels, These Are the Gifts I'd Like to Give to You The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top.
~quote about Golf by Pete Dye Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place.
~quotes on Love by Zora Neale Hurston Our character is basically a composite of our habits. Because they are consistent, often unconscious patterns, they constantly, daily, express our character.
~sayings on Self Discipline by Stephen Covey This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
~quotations on Funny Saying by Frank Sullivan We must not be forced to explore the universe in search of a new home because we have made the Earth inhospitable, even uninhabitable. For if we do not solve the environmental and related social problems that beset us on Earth - pollution, toxic contamination, resource depletion, prejudice, poverty, hunger - those problems will surely accompany us to other worlds.
~romantic french quotes by Donald G. Kaufman and Cecilia M. Franz, Biosphere 2000: Protecting Our Global Environment, 1996 If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
~saying about romantic french by Lee Trevino Mother Nature is wonderful. Children get too old for piggy-back rides just about the same time they get too heavy for them.
~quote about Parenting by Author Unknown Two monologues do not make a dialogue.
~quotes on Speaking by Jeff Daly Hatred is one long wait.
~sayings on Hate by René Maran Nothing like a nighttime stroll to give you ideas.
~quotations on Night by J.K. Rowling, The Egg and The Eye, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, 2000, spoken by the characte A handful of pine-seed will cover mountains with the green majesty of a forestI too will set my face to the wind and throw my handful of seed on high
~romantic french quotes by Fiona MacLeod The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven't changed in seventy or eighty years. Your body changes, but you don't change at all. And that, of course, causes great confusion.
~saying about romantic french by Doris Lessing There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
~quote about Famous Saying by Ken Olson There are moments when art attains almost to the dignity of manual labor.
~quotes on Labor by Author Unknown
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