I believe in the Church of Baseball. I tried all the major religions and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance.
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One out of three hundred and twelve Americans is a bore... and a healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.
~quotes on Bores by John Updike, Assorted Prose Every man, through fear, mugs his aspirations a dozen times a day.
~sayings on Fear by Brendan Francis From within or from behind, a light shines through us upon things, and makes us aware that we are nothing, but the light is all.
~quotations on Light by Ralph Waldo Emerson The age of chivalry is gone. That of sophisters, economists and calculators has succeeded.
~romantic valentine sayings by Edmund Burke, Reflections on the Revolution in France God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
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Gather the crumbs of happiness and they will make you a loaf of contentment.
~quote about Happiness by Author Unknown Unlike poetry and music, the art of history is cumulative.
~quotes on History by John Clive, Not By Fact Alone The law is an adroit mixture of customs that are beneficial to society, and could be followed even if no law existed, and others that are of advantage to a ruling minority, but harmful to the masses of men, and can be enforced on them only by terror.
~sayings on Justice by Peter Kropotkin, Words of a Rebel We have descended into the garden and caught three hundred slugs. How I love the mixture of the beautiful and the squalid in gardening. It makes it so lifelike.
~quotations on Gardens by Evelyn Underhill, Letters I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
~romantic valentine sayings by Mark Twain If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
~saying about romantic valentine by Quentin Crisp Vegetarianism can easily reach religious proportions. Refraining from meat on moral grounds serves to dignify feelings of guilt toward sad-eyed, furry creatures and substitutes righteousness for squeamishness.
~quote about Vegetarianism by Bill Griffith, Griffith Observatory comic strip, 1977 Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
~quotes on Experience. by Stephen Leacock, Literary Lapses, 1910 [P]atriotism... is not short, frenzied outbursts of emotion, but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime
~sayings on Patriotic by Adlai Stevenson Where is the "good" in goodbye?
~quotations on Goodbye by Author Unknown Bygone troubles are good to tell.
~romantic valentine sayings by Yiddish Proverb I considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays.
~saying about romantic valentine by Author Unknown The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you have lived at all.
~quote about Helping by Leo Rosten Hating people is like burning your own house to get rid of a rat.
~quotes on Attitude by Harry Fosdick When I am anxious it is because I am living in the future. When I am depressed it is because I am living in the past.
~sayings on Living by Author Unknown All obstacles are power generators.
~quotations on Attitude by You must teach your children that the ground beneath their feet is the ashes of your grandfathers. So that they will respect the land, tell your children that the earth is rich with the lives of our kin. Teach your children what we have taught our children, that the earth is our mother. Whatever befalls the earth befalls the sons of the earth. If men spit upon the ground, they spit upon themselves.
~romantic valentine sayings by Native American Wisdom It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
~saying about romantic valentine by Mae West I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
~quote about Sex by Zsa Zsa Gabor If a small thing has the power to make you angry, does that not indicate something about your size?
~quotes on Anger by Sydney J. Harris Light gives of itself freely, filling all available space. It does not seek anything in return; it asks not whether you are friend or foe. It gives of itself and is not thereby diminished.
~sayings on Light by Michael Strassfeld In about the same degree as you are helpful, you will be happy.
~quotations on Helping by Karl Reiland The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
~romantic valentine sayings by George F. Will, The Leveling Wind It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves
~saying about romantic valentine by John Bulwer [A knuckleball is] a curve ball that doesn't give a damn.
~quote about Baseball by Jimmy Cannon Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.
~quotes on Funny Saying by Daniel J. Boorstin History, like a vast river, propels logs, vegetation, rafts, and debris; it is full of live and dead things, some destined for resurrection; it mingles many waters and holds in solution invisible substances stolen from distant soils.
~sayings on History by Jacques Barzun, Clio and the Doctors Julian Dicks is everywhere, it's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field
~quotations on Football by Unknown Healthy children will not fear life if their elders have integrity enough not to fear death.
~romantic valentine sayings by Erik H. Erikson Nature does not count nor do integers occur in nature. Man made them all, integers and all the rest, Kronecker to the contrary notwithstanding.
~saying about romantic valentine by Percy William Bridgman, The Way Things Are This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness.
~quote about Religion by Dalai Lama The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
~quotes on Goals by Eleanor Roosevelt
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