Go ahead and squander your chi. But I guarantee you heaven isn't in Miss March's pussy.... Heaven is on the other side of that feeling you get when you're sitting on the couch and you get up and make a triple-decker sandwich. It's on the other side of that, when you don't make the sandwich. It's about sacrifice.... It's about giving up the things that basically keep you from feeling. That's what I believe, anyway. I'm always asking, What am I going to give up next? Because I want to feel.
~quote about Self-Control by Jim Carrey, from a Michael Fleming interview in the March 2004 issue of Playboy magazine
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~quotes on Baseball by Tom Clark It is easy to understand God as long as you don't try to explain him.
~sayings on God by Joseph Joubert The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
~quotations on Life by Robert Byrne Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
~saying good bye quote by Isadora Duncan Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known
~saying about bye by Garrison Keillor
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~quote about Religion by Voltaire If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from?
~quotes on Homosexuality by Author Unknown Suppose, however, that God did give this law to the Jews, and did tell them that whenever a man preached a heresy, or proposed to worship any other God that they should kill him; and suppose that afterward this same God took upon himself flesh, and came to this very chosen people and taught a different religion, and that thereupon the Jews crucified him; I ask you, did he not reap exactly what he had sown? What right would this god have to complain of a crucifixion suffered in accordance with his own command?
~sayings on Religion by Robert G. Ingersoll, Ingersoll's Works, Vol. 2 Never measure your progress by your income, but by your bank account. Remember the man in the mirror at 70 or 80.
~quotations on Wealth by Buying a Nikon doesn't make you a photographer. It makes you a Nikon owner.
~saying good bye quote by Author Unknown Enjoy present pleasures in such a way as not to injure future ones
~saying about bye by Seneca Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have.
~quote about Success by Zig Ziglar If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
~quotes on Money by Aristotle Onassis There are those who are so scrupulously afraid of doing wrong that they seldom venture to do anything.
~sayings on Risk by Vauvenargues Four steps to achievement: Plan purposefully. Prepare prayerfully. Proceed positively. Pursue persistently.
~quotations on Attitude by William A. Ward Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those who lack it.
~saying good bye quote by George Saintsbury There are twelve hours in the day, and above fifty in the night.
~saying about bye by Marie de Rabutin-Chantal The great thought, the great concern, the great anxiety of men is to restrict, as much as possible, the limits of their own responsibility.
~quote about Responsibility by Giosué Borsi By all means use sometimes to be alone. Salute thyself; see what thy soul doth wear.
~quotes on Self-Discovery by George Herbert Blessed is he who has found his right work; let him ask no further blessings.
~sayings on Career by While earning your daily bread, be sure you share a slice with those less fortunate
~quotations on Sweetest Day by Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr. Perfumes are the feelings of flowers.
~saying good bye quote by Heinrich Heine, The Hartz Journey The surest way to be alone is to get married.
~saying about bye by Gloria Steinem Don't waste time learning the "tricks of the trade." Instead, learn the trade
~quote about Graduation by Attributed to both James Charlton and H. Jackson Brown, Jr. I'm not a cheerleader. I'm an athletic supporter.
~quotes on Cheerleading by Author Unknown I've always been interested in people, but I've never liked them.
~sayings on Curmudgeons by W. Somerset Maugham Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?
~quotations on Attitude by Author Unknown Life shouldn't be printed on dollar bills.
~saying good bye quote by Clifford Odets Study a lifetime and you see different colors from the same jewel. The same questions, asked again, being you just the answers you need just the minute you need them.
~saying about bye by Richard Bach The friendship that can cease has never been real
~quote about Friends by Saint Jerome When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure you've got plenty to watch.
~quotes on Carpe Diem by Author unknown, from a television commercial The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off
~sayings on Retirement by Abe Lemons Science does not know its debt to imagination.
~quotations on Science by Ralph Waldo Emerson Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
~saying good bye quote by Robert Byrne The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
~saying about bye by Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes I am grateful for the lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and floors that need waxing because it means I have a home
~quote about Housewarming by Author Unknown You are not obliged to put on evening clothes to meet God.
~quotes on God by Austin O'Malley
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