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   God hides things by putting them all around us.
 ~quote about Self-Discovery by Author Unknown
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   Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well.
 ~quotes on Golf by Art Rosenbaum

   I think that I cannot preserve my health and spirits, unless I spend four hours a day at least - and it is commonly more than that - sauntering through the woods and over the hills and fields, absolutely free from all worldly engagements.
 ~sayings on Walking by Henry David Thoreau

   Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
 ~quotations on Health by Redd Foxx

   Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
 ~short funny quote by Erma Bombeck

   I got the blues thinking of the future, so I left off and made some marmalade. It's amazing how it cheers one up to shred oranges and scrub the floor.
 ~saying about short by D.H. Lawrence
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   The human race has had long experience and a fine tradition in surviving adversity. But we now face a task for which we have little experience, the task of surviving prosperity.
 ~quote about Society by Alan Gregg

   I am annoyed by individuals who are embarrassed by pauses in a conversation. To me, every conversational pause refreshes.
 ~quotes on Speaking by George Sanders

   Embalm, v.: To cheat vegetation by locking up the gases upon which it feeds. By embalming their dead and thereby deranging the natural balance between animal and vegetable life, the Egyptians made their once fertile and populous country barren and incapable of supporting more than a meagre crew. The modern metallic burial casket is a step in the same direction, and many a dead man who ought now to be ornamenting his neighbor's lawn as a tree, or enriching his table as a bunch of radishes, is doomed to a long inutility. We shall get him after awhile if we are spared, but in the meantime the violet and the rose are languishing for a nibble at his glutaeus maximus.
 ~sayings on Death by Ambrose Bierce

   I was put on this Earth To sing ANd bring JoY!!!!!!
 ~quotations on Happiness by Paulina

   It is incontestable that music induces in us a sense of the infinite and the contemplation of the invisible.
 ~short funny quote by Victor de LaPrade

   Admit your errors before someone else exaggerates them.
 ~saying about short by Andrew V. Mason

   [An intellectual] is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
 ~quote about Music by John Chesson

   Nothing is worth more than this day.
 ~quotes on Living by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

   Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
 ~sayings on Success by William Feather

   A man who should act, for one day, on the supposition that all the people about him were influenced by the religion which they professed would find himself ruined by night.
 ~quotations on Hypocrisy by Thomas Macaulay

   Love one another and you will be happyIt's as simple and as difficult as that
 ~short funny quote by Michael Leunig

   Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
 ~saying about short by John F. Kennedy, 1961

   What we love to do we find time to do
 ~quote about Love Quotes by John L. Spalding

   Garden writing is often very tame, a real waste when you think how opinionated, inquisitive, irreverent and lascivious gardeners themselves tend to be. Nobody talks much about the muscular limbs, dark, swollen buds, strip-tease trees and unholy beauty that have made us all slaves of the Goddess Flora.
 ~quotes on Gardens by Ketzel Levine's talkingplants.com

   You can make up a quarrel, but it will always show where it was patched
 ~sayings on I'm Sorry by Edgar Watson Howe, Country Town Sayings, 1911

   Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.
 ~quotations on Humorous by Author Unknown

   Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths.
 ~short funny quote by Lois Wyse

   A bit of fragrance always clings to the hand that gives roses.
 ~saying about short by Chinese Proverb

   Someday perhaps the inner light will shine forth from us, and then we'll need no other light.
 ~quote about Light by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

   The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps - we must step up the stairs.
 ~quotes on Goals by Vance Havner

   I see History as a relay race in which one of us, before dropping in his tracks, must carry one stage further the challenge of being a man.
 ~sayings on History by Romain Gary

   Ignorance is a right! Education is eroding one of the few democratic freedoms remaining to us.
 ~quotations on Ignorance by Christopher Andrea

   Don't compromise yourself. You're all you've got.
 ~short funny quote by Janis Joplin

   It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.
 ~saying about short by Jerome K. Jerome, The Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow

   Thoughts come clearly while one walks.
 ~quote about Walking by Thomas Mann

   Life is a long lesson in humility.
 ~quotes on Life by James M. Barrie

   Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt.
 ~sayings on Confidence by William Shakespeare, Measure for Measure, 1604

   Freedom is not enough
 ~quotations on Independence Day by Lyndon B. Johnson

   It is necessary to distinguish between the virtue and the vice of obedience.
 ~short funny quote by Lemuel K. Washburn, Is The Bible Worth Reading And Other Essays, 1911

   You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.
 ~saying about short by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.
 ~quote about Humorous by Sir Winston Churchill

   America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair.
 ~quotes on America by Arnold Toynbee
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