A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't.
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Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
~quotes on Media Journalism by Thomas Jefferson, letter to Nathaniel Macon In jealousy there is more of self-love than love
~sayings on Love Quotes by Francois De La Rochefoucauld Dancing is the perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
~quotations on Dancing by Author Unknown The total absence of humor from the Bible is one of the most singular things in all literature.
~short funny saying by Alfred North Whitehead The right wife drops not from the sky; she must be sought by studied eye.
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A dinner invitation, once accepted, is a sacred obligation. If you die before the dinner takes place, your executor must attend.
~quote about Guests by Ward McAllister You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories
~quotes on Love Sayings by Melanie Clark A principle is the expression of perfection, and as imperfect beings like us cannot practise perfection, we devise every moment limits of its compromise in practice.
~sayings on Attitude by Mohandas Gandhi Stretch pants - the garment that made skiing a spectator sport.
~quotations on Skiing by Author Unknown I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to
~short funny saying by Shaquille O'Neal No man treats a motor car as foolishly as he treats another human being. When the car will not go, he does not attribute its annoying behavior to sin, he does not say, You are a wicked motorcar, and I shall not give you any more petrol until you go. He attempts to find out what is wrong and set it right.
~saying about short by Bertrand Russell, Has Religion Made Useful Contributions to Civilization? The body is a big sagacity, a plurality with one sense, a war and a peace, a flock and a shepherd.
~quote about Body by Friedrich Nietzsche Any society that needs disclaimers has too many lawyers.
~quotes on Society by Erik Pepke Church tax exemption means that we all drop our money in the collection boxes, whether we go to church or not and whether we are interested in the church or not. It is systematic and complete robbery, from which none of us escapes.
~sayings on Religion by E. Haldeman-Julius, The Church Is a Burden, Not a Benefit, In Social Life Supreme joy comes from doing a kindness by stealth, and having it discovered by accident.
~quotations on Happiness by If a mistake is not a stepping stone, it is a mistake.
~short funny saying by Eli Siegel Mountain pose is an affirmation. You can conquer anything with your natural boldness and resolute strength. Only you can reach the peak of your success.
~saying about short by Terri Guillemets Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
~quote about Kisses by Albert Einstein I held a moment in my hand, brilliant as a star, fragile as a flower, a tiny sliver of one hour. I dripped it carelessly, Ah! I didn't know, I held opportunity.
~quotes on Carpe Diem by Hazel Lee There are... things which a man is afraid to tell even to himself, and every decent man has a number of such things stored away in his mind.
~sayings on Self-Discovery by Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Notes from the Underground, 1864 Liberty means responsibilityThat is why most men dread it
~quotations on Independence Day by George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman, "Maxims: Liberty and Equality," 1905 The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running.
~short funny saying by Author Unknown, in reference to Ecclesiastes 9:11, I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock
~saying about short by Arthur Goldberg Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great
~quote about Love Sayings by Translation Thrift costs nothing, but starts all fortunes.
~quotes on Wealth by Old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
~sayings on Age by Quoted by Francis Bacon, Apothegm In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand, and without examination.
~quotations on Religion by Mark Twain If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on the human face - forever.
~short funny saying by George Orwell Statistics indicate that, as a result of overwork, modern executives are dropping like flies on the nation's golf courses.
~saying about short by Ira Wallach When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
~quote about Politics by P.J. O'Rourke Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection.
~quotes on Sex by Author Unknown Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I.
~sayings on Housework by Anne Gibbons We can buy players for £2m, but it's only when you buy a player for £6m that you can guarantee that they will bring something to the team every game.
~quotations on Sports by Dick Advocaat She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.
~short funny saying by Woody Allen, Getting Even, 1973 A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
~saying about short by Bill Vaughan It might be more worthwhile if we stopped wringing our hands and started ringing our congressmen.
~quote about Government by Author Unknown It's snowing still, said Eeyore gloomily. So it is. And freezing. Is it? Yes, said Eeyore. However, he said, brightening up a little, we haven't had an earthquake lately.
~quotes on Attitude by A.A. Milne
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