I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
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Leisure is the mother of Philosophy.
~quotes on Philosophy by Thomas Hobbes, Leviathan, 1651 And the crazy part of it was even if you were clever, even if you spent your adolescence reading John Donne and Shaw, even if you studied history or zoology or physics and hoped to spend your life pursuing some difficult and challenging career, you still had a mind full of all the soupy longings that every high-school girl was awash in... underneath it, all you longed to be was annihilated by love, to be swept off your feet, to be filled up by a giant prick spouting sperm, soapsuds, silk and satins and, of course, money.
~sayings on Feminism by Erica Jong Go, and never darken my towels again.
~quotations on Funny Quotes by Groucho Marx The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places.
~short love saying by Author Unknown We're taking away your individual cubicles. In the new system you'll sign up for whatever cube is open that day. It's based on the model of public restrooms. But I call it 'hoteling' because it increases my chances of getting tips. Each cubicle will have a computer, a chair, and a roll of note paper . . . Take one and pass it around
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Criticism, like rain, should be gentle enough to nourish a man's growth without destroying his roots.
~quote about Helping by Frank A. Clark Housework, if it is done right, can kill you.
~quotes on Housework by John Skow Remember though, not eveythings going to be the way we want it to be. Not everyone is going to want to be our friend. That's not how life works. Alot of people like me and there are those who don't, but that's ok. It's more important to like your self and when you do friendship will come your way.
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~sayings on Self Confidence by Sandy Novotney I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.
~quotations on Changes by George Carlin Ours is the age which is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to.
~short love saying by Howard Mumford Jones It is wonderful how much time good people spend fighting the devil. If they would only expend the same amount of energy loving their fellow men, the devil would die in his own tracks of ennui.
~saying about short by Helen Keller Too late we learn, a man must hold his friend Unjudged, accepted, trusted to the end
~quote about Friends by John Boyle O'Reilly My cat speaks sign language with her tail.
~quotes on Cats by Robert A. Stern Our thoughts are unseen hands shaping the people we meet. Whatever we truly think them to be, that's what they'll become for us.
~sayings on Prejudice by Richard Cowper Hatred is never anything but fear – if you feared no one, you would hate no one.
~quotations on Attitude by Hugh Downs Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul.
~short love saying by John Muir Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a sound when you jump on it.
~saying about short by Stephen Baker Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired
~quote about Love Quotes by Robert Frost The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears
~quotes on Groundhog Day by Bill Vaughn People don't change. Only their costumes do.
~sayings on Changes by Gene Moore We on this continent should never forget that men first crossed the Atlantic not to find soil for their ploughs but to secure liberty for their souls
~quotations on Patriotic by Robert J. McCracken Dare to reach out your hand into the darkness, to pull another hand into the light.
~short love saying by Norman B. Rice An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.
~saying about short by Niels Bohr There is nothing in the world so much like prayer as music is.
~quote about Music by William P. Merrill The return makes one love the farewell
~quotes on Goodbye by Alfred De Musset Be nice to whites, they need you to rediscover their humanity.
~sayings on Racism by Desmond Tutu The stars are the street lights of eternity.
~quotations on Night by Author Unknown Golf balls are attracted to water as unerringly as the eye of a middle-aged man to a female bosom.
~short love saying by Michael Green, The Art of Coarse Golf, 1967 The only liberty an inferior man really cherishes is the liberty to quit work, stretch out in the sun, and scratch himself.
~saying about short by H.L. Mencken God pours life into death and death into life without a drop being spilled.
~quote about Life by Author Unknown A dream has power to poison sleep.
~quotes on Dreams by Percy Bysshe Shelley, Mutability All progress has resulted from people who took unpopular positions.
~sayings on Conformity by Adlai Stevenson, speech, Princeton, 1954 Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals.
~quotations on Dancing by Charles Baudelaire Don't smother each other. No one can grow in the shade.
~short love saying by Leo Buscaglia Growth is beauty. That’s why children are beautiful. Learn from them. Grow mentally.
~saying about short by Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
~quote about Life by Author Unknown The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
~quotes on Consumerism by Kin Hubbard
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