If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG.
~quote about Violence by Jack Nicholson
So our human life but dies down to its root, and still puts forth its green blade to eternity.
~quotes on Attitude by Henry David Thoreau, Walden
Reading - the best state yet to keep absolute loneliness at bay.
~sayings on Books Reading by William Styron
Michael W. Fox, vice-president of the Humane Society, said that, to call an animal with whom you share your life a 'pet,' is reminiscent of men's magazines where you (a figure of speech, don't take it personally) have the Pet of the Month. It is supposed that the continued use of the word pet to designate dogs or cats threatens to reduce their level of respect to the current status of twentieth century North American women. Now that's radical.
~quotations on Animal Rights by The McGill Red Herring
There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball. Unfortunately, neither of them work.
~spanish friendship quotes by Charlie Lau, 1982
Mathematics is the supreme judge; from its decisions there is no appeal.
~saying about spanish friendship by Tobias Dantzig
The goalkeeper is the jewel in the crown and getting at him should be almost impossible. It's the biggest sin in football to make him do any work.
~quote about Soccer by George Graham, 1997
Women are the simple, and poets the superior, artisans of language... the intervention of grammarians is almost always bad.
~quotes on Grammar by Rémy de Gourmont
Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answered to, in the strongest conjuration.
~sayings on Home by Charles Dickens
The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you're the easiest person to fool.
~quotations on Wise Words by Richard Feynman
The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology.
~spanish friendship quotes by Red Auerbach
That son of a bitch was able to hole a putt over 60 feet of peanut brittle.
~saying about spanish friendship by Lloyd Mangrum, about Bobby Locke
Aborigines, n.: Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered country. They soon cease to cumber; they fertilize.
~quote about America by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Death, the sable smoke where vanishes the flame.
~quotes on Death by George Gordon, Lord Byron, Childe Harold's Pilgrimage
Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter
~sayings on Boss Day by Author Unknown
The tactical difference between Association Football and Rugby with its varieties seems to be that in the former the ball is the missile, in the latter men are the missiles.
~quotations on American football by Alfred E. Crawley, The Book of the Ball, 1913
It is awfully important to know what is and what is not your business
~spanish friendship quotes by Gertrude Stein
Gratitude is the memory of the heart
~saying about spanish friendship by Jean Baptiste Massieu, translated from French
When neither their property nor their honor is touched, the majority of men live content.
~quote about Happiness by Niccolo Machiavelli
If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon shots.
~quotes on Peace by Napoleon Bonaparte
A visitor from Mars could easily pick out the civilized nations. They have the best implements of war.
~sayings on War by Herbert V. Prochnow
Credit lengthens life; debt shorten its. To live long, avoid debt.
~quotations on Financial by
Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit.
~spanish friendship quotes by R.E. Shay
Promise only what you can deliver. Then deliver more than you promise.
~saying about spanish friendship by Author Unknown
While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself.
~quote about Wise Words by Doug Horton
If there existed no external means for dimming their consciences, one-half of the men would at once shoot themselves, because to live contrary to one's reason is a most intolerable state, and all men of our time are in such a state.
~quotes on Hypocrisy by Leo Tolstoy, The Kingdom of God Is Within You
All that proves is that most of the world is too poor to build bowling alleys, golf courses, tennis courts and baseball fields. There's hundreds of millions of poor people out there who still ain't got indoor plumbing, but that don't mean there's something great about an outhouse. Soccer is boring. I've never seen a more boring sport.
~sayings on Soccer by Mike Royko, 1994
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love.
~quotations on Baseball by Bryant Gumbel, 1981
We Americans have no commission from God to police the world.
~spanish friendship quotes by Benjamin Harrison, address to Congress, 1888
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants
~saying about spanish friendship by John Andrew Holmes
Whenever you fall, pick something up.
~quote about Attitude by Oswald Avery
You're always in either first or fifth, but you know there's a lot of great gears in between.
~quotes on Self-Discovery by Tony to Angela on Who's The Boss
Taught from infancy that beauty is woman's sceptre, the mind shapes itself to the body, and roaming round its gilt cage, only seeks to adorn its prison.
~sayings on Feminism by Mary Wollstonecraft
We hear the beating of wings over Bethlehem and a light that is not of the sun or of the stars shines in the midnight skyLet the beauty of the story take away all narrowness, all thought of formal creedsLet it be remembered as a story that has happened ag
~quotations on Christmas by New York Times, 25 December 1937, quoted in Quotations for Special Occasions by Maud van Buren, 193
While I thought that I was learning how to live, I have been learning how to die.
~spanish friendship quotes by Leonardo Da Vinci
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one
~saying about spanish friendship by Leo J. Burke
Television is not the Truth. Television is god-damned amusement park. Television is a circus, a carnival, a traveling troupe of acrobats, storytellers, dancers, singers, jugglers, sideshow freaks, lion tamers and football players. We're in the boredom killing business.
~quote about Television by Paddy Chayevsky
The souls of emperors and cobblers are cast in the same mold.... The same reason that makes us wrangle with a neighbour causes a war betwixt princes.
~quotes on Equality Difference by Michel de Montaigne, translated
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