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   There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them.
 ~quote about Stress by Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar
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   Mr. Ward, what is it that the foulest bastards on earth denounce us for, among other things? Oh yes, for our motto of 'Business as usual.' Well--business as usual, Mr. Ward
 ~quotes on Business by Ayn Rand

   To himself everyone is immortal; he may know that he is going to die, but he can never know that he is dead.
 ~sayings on Death by Samuel Butler

   One of the good things that come of a true marriage is, that there is one face on which changes come without your seeing them; or rather there is one face which you can still see the same, through all the shadows which years have gathered upon it.
 ~quotations on Marriage by George MacDonald

   If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.
 ~stupid but funny saying by Frank Lloyd Wright

   Life is half spent before we know what it is.
 ~saying about stupid but by George Herbert, Jacula Prudentum, 1651
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   I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats.
 ~quote about Racism by Woody Allen, on the Ku Klux Klan

   Never say, oops. Always say, Ah, interesting.
 ~quotes on Mistakes by Author Unknown

   Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors.
 ~sayings on Unknown by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Children and lunatics cut the Gordian knot which the poet spends his life patiently trying to untie.
 ~quotations on Poetry by Jean Cocteau

   A man to carry on a successful business must have imagination. He must see things as in a vision, a dream of the whole thing
 ~stupid but funny saying by Charles M Schwab

   Men fight for freedom, then they begin to accumulate laws to take it away from themselves.
 ~saying about stupid but by Author Unknown

   A book reads the better which is our own, and has been so long known to us, that we know the topography of its blots, and dog's ears, and can trace the dirt in it to having read it at tea with buttered muffins.
 ~quote about Books Reading by Charles Lamb, Last Essays of Elia, 1833

   The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
 ~quotes on College by J. Frank Dobie

   I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
 ~sayings on Dogs by Author Unknown

   Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
 ~quotations on Books Reading by Groucho Marx

   Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end.
 ~stupid but funny saying by Author Unknown

   Dancing in all its forms cannot be excluded from the curriculum of all noble education; dancing with the feet, with ideas, with words, and, need I add that one must also be able to dance with the pen?
 ~saying about stupid but by Friedrich Nietzsche

   Be enthusiastic. Remember the placebo effect - 30% of medicine is showbiz.
 ~quote about Attitude by Ronald Spark

   There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.
 ~quotes on Wise Words by James Thurber

   Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
 ~sayings on Golf by John Updike

   Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it.
 ~quotations on Science by Albert Einstein

   I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
 ~stupid but funny saying by Mark Twain

   Although there are many trial marriages... there is no such thing as a trial child.
 ~saying about stupid but by Gail Sheehy

   Good company upon the road is the shortest cut.
 ~quote about Relationships by Author Unknown

   Unselfish and noble actions are the most radiant pages in the biography of souls
 ~quotes on Thank You. by David Thomas

   The animal shall not be measured by man. In a world older and more complete than ours, they move finished and complete, gifted with extension of the senses we have lost or never attained, living by voices we shall never hear. They are not brethren; they are not underlings; they are other nations, caught with ourselves in the net of life and time, fellow prisoners of the splendor and travail of the earth.
 ~sayings on Animal Rights by Henry Beston, The Outermost House, 1928

   The expression to write something down suggests a descent of thought to the fingers whose movements immediately falsify it.
 ~quotations on Writing by William Gass, Habitations of the Word, Kenyon Review, October 1984

   We haven't come a long way, we've come a short way. If we hadn't come a short way, no one would be calling us baby.
 ~stupid but funny saying by Elizabeth Janeway

   Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"
 ~saying about stupid but by Robin Williams

   The trip across Arizona is just one oasis after another. You can just throw anything out and it will grow there, I like Arizona.
 ~quote about Arizona by Will Rogers

   We give up leisure in order that we may have leisure, just as we go to war in order that we may have peace.
 ~quotes on Leisure by Aristotle

   If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
 ~sayings on Dogs by Andy Rooney

   Goodness is the only investment that never fails.
 ~quotations on Integrity by Henry David Thoreau

   Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
 ~stupid but funny saying by Robert Frost

   A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.
 ~saying about stupid but by Arnold Haultain

   If you don't know there's a trampoline in the room, you're not going to dust the ceiling for prints.
 ~quote about Justice by From the television show Law & Order

   There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
 ~quotes on Carpe Diem by Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
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