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   It is not how much we do, but how much love we put in the doing. It is not how much we give, but how much love we put in the giving
 ~quote about Love by Mother Teresa
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   Those who gave away their wings are sad not to see them fly.
 ~quotes on Hawww by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   The earth laughs in flowers
 ~sayings on Cute by ee cummings

   Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
 ~quotations on Money by Robert Orben

   I know some sisters who only see each other on Mother's Day and some who will never speak again. But most are like my sister and me... linked by volatile love, best friends who make other best friends ever so slightly less best.
 ~stupid but funny sayings by Patricia Volk

   Progress always involves risks. You can't steal second base and keep your foot on first.
 ~saying about stupid but by Frederick B. Wilcox
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   Does 'anal-retentive' have a hyphen?
 ~quote about Perfection by Alison Bechdel, 1990 Dykes to Watch Out For calendar (Thank you, Chelsea.)

   Passion is universal humanity. Without it religion, history, romance and art would be useless.
 ~quotes on Passion by Honoré de Balzac

   They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and no moon above
 ~sayings on Valentine's Day by From a song

   All men whilst they are awake are in one common world: but each of them, when he is asleep, is in a world of his own.
 ~quotations on Sleep by Plutarch

   Life is eternal and love is immortal; And death is only a horizon, And a horizon is nothing save the limit of our sight
 ~stupid but funny sayings by Rossiter W. Raymond

   Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
 ~saying about stupid but by Author Unknown

   Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician
 ~quote about Birthdays by Author Unknown

   Being a philosopher, I have a problem for every solution.
 ~quotes on Philosophy by Robert Zend

   History is a vast early warning system.
 ~sayings on History by Norman Cousins

   Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.
 ~quotations on Summer by Sam Keen

   It must be admitted that there is a degree of instability which is inconsistent with civilization. But, on the whole, the great ages have been unstable ages.
 ~stupid but funny sayings by Alfred North Whitehead

   A healthy mind has an easy breath.
 ~saying about stupid but by Author Unknown

   Religions are like farts. Yours is good, but everyone else's stinks.
 ~quote about Religion by Picket Fences

   George Washington is the only president who didn't blame the previous administration for his troubles
 ~quotes on Election Day by Author Unknown

   There is no telling how many miles you will have to run while chasing a dream.
 ~sayings on Perseverance by Author Unknown

   Every dogma has its day, but ideals are eternal.
 ~quotations on Ideals by Israel Zangwill

   The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him
 ~stupid but funny sayings by Cher

   Unto those Three Things which the Ancients held impossible, there should be added this Fourth, to find a Book Printed without erratas.
 ~saying about stupid but by Alfonso de Cartagena

   It is my heart-warmed and world-embracing Christmas hope and aspiration that all of us, the high, the low, the rich, the poor, the admired, the despised, the loved, the hated, the civilized, the savage (every man and brother of us all throughout the whole earth), may eventually be gathered together in a heaven of everlasting rest and peace and bliss, except the inventor of the telephone.
 ~quote about Telephones by Mark Twain, Christmas greeting, 1890

   There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
 ~quotes on Forgiveness by Josh Billings

   Do not follow where the path may lead. Go, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail.
 ~sayings on Conformity by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Love is not singular except in syllable.
 ~quotations on Love by Marvin Taylor

   Did you ever notice that when you put the words The and IRS together, it spells THEIRS?
 ~stupid but funny sayings by Author Unknown

   That's the nicest thing a returning player could ever ask for. It shows how classy the New York Fans are. It gave me a warm feeling inside
 ~saying about stupid but by Wade Boggs

   God offers to every mind its choice between truth and repose. Take which you please - you can never have both.
 ~quote about Truth by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   The golden rule is no sacrifice. It’s an investment.
 ~quotes on Career by

   We learn geology the morning after the earthquake.
 ~sayings on Miscellaneous by Ralph Waldo Emerson, The Conduct of Life, 1860

   The road that is built in hope is more pleasant to the traveler than the road built in despair, even though they both lead to the same destination.
 ~quotations on Hope by Marian Zimmer Bradley

   No problem can withstand the assault of sustained thinking.
 ~stupid but funny sayings by Voltaire

   God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
 ~saying about stupid but by Graffiti

   I am not quite sure what the advantage is in having a few more dollars to spend if the air is too dirty to breathe, the water too polluted to drink, the commuters are losing out in the struggle to get in and out of the city, the streets are filthy, and the schools so bad that the young perhaps wisely stay away, and the hoodlums roll citizens for some of the dollars they saved in the tax cut.
 ~quote about Society by John Kenneth Galbraith

   The birds are molting. If only man could molt also - his mind once a year its errors, his heart once a year its useless passions.
 ~quotes on Changes by James Allen
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