I base most of my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
~quote about Clothing by Gilda Radner
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~quotes on Boldness by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 Imaginary gardens with real toads in them.
~sayings on Poetry by Marianne Moore's definition of poetry, Poetry, Collected Poems, 1951 Near this spot are deposited the remains of one who possessed Beauty without Vanity, Strength without Insolence, Courage without Ferocity, and all the Virtues of Man, without his Vices. This Praise, which would be unmeaning Flattery if inscribed over human ashes, is but a just tribute to the Memory of Boatswain, a Dog.
~quotations on Dogs by George Gordon, Lord Byron, Inscription on the Monument of a Newfoundland Dog Test of right and wrong: Does it do the greatest good to the greatest number?
~stupid but funny sayings by It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know how to fall.
~saying about stupid but by Mexican Proverb
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~quote about Science by Bertrand Russell, What I Believe, 1925 I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.
~quotes on Travel by George Bernard Shaw By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day
~sayings on New Job Congrats by Robert Frost Proverbs are always platitudes until you have personally experienced the truth of them.
~quotations on Quotations by Aldous Huxley Do not wait for the last judgment. It takes place every day.
~stupid but funny sayings by Albert Camus If you were waiting for the oppurtune moment ... that was it
~saying about stupid but by Jack Sparrow Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
~quote about Life by Charles Schulz I suggest that the only books that influence us are those for which we are ready, and which have gone a little further down our particular path than we have gone ourselves
~quotes on Books by E. M. Forster Why is New Jersey called the Garden State? Cause it's too hard to fit 'Oil and Petro-Chemical Refinery State' on a license plate
~sayings on Celebrity by Sandra Bullock It is pleasant to be transferred from an office where one is afraid of a sergeant-major into an office where one can intimidate generals, and perhaps this is why history is so attractive to the more timid among us. We can recover self-confidence by snubbing the dead.
~quotations on History by E.M. Forster, Abinger Harvest To die for a religion is easier than to live it absolutely.
~stupid but funny sayings by Jorge Luis Borges, Labyrinthes, 1962 In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.
~saying about stupid but by Robert Benchley The poverty of our century is unlike that of any other. It is not, as poverty was before, the result of natural scarcity, but of a set of priorities imposed upon the rest of the world by the rich. Consequently, the modern poor are not pitied... but written off as trash. The twentieth-century consumer economy has produced the first culture for which a beggar is a reminder of nothing.
~quote about Consumerism by John Berger The formula two and two make five is not without its attractions.
~quotes on Reality by Fyodor Dostoevsky, Notes from the Underground, 1864 Deliberate cruelty to our defenceless and beautiful little cousins is surely one of the meanest and most detestable vices of which a human being can be guilty.
~sayings on Animal Rights by William Ralph Inge A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
~quotations on Humorous by Fred Allen Opie, you haven't finished your milk. We can't put it back in the cow, you know.
~stupid but funny sayings by Aunt Bee Taylor, The Andy Griffith Show You mean like a book?
~saying about stupid but by Justin Timberlake I don't answer the phone. I get the feeling whenever I do that there will be someone on the other end.
~quote about Curmudgeons by Fred Couples I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
~quotes on Kisses by Barbara Bush Count the garden by the flowers, never by the leaves that fallCount your life with smiles and not the tears that roll
~sayings on Adversity by Author Unknown Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too.
~quotations on Baseball by Greg, age 8 The pearl is the queen of gems and the gem of queens.
~stupid but funny sayings by Author Unknown The poet, as everyone knows, must strike his individual note sometime between the ages of fifteen and twenty-five. He may hold it a long time, or a short time, but it is then that he must strike it or never. School and college have been conducted with the almost express purpose of keeping him busy with something else till the danger of his ever creating anything is past.
~saying about stupid but by Robert Frost Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realise we cannot eat money
~quote about Arbor Day by Cree Indian Proverb Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classified as cannibals.
~quotes on Vegetarianism by Finley Peter Dunne But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
~sayings on Religion by Mark Twain If you make money your god, it will plague you like the devil.
~quotations on Money by Henry Fielding Our concern is not how to worship in the catacombs but how to remain human in the skyscrapers.
~stupid but funny sayings by Abraham Joshua Heschel This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
~saying about stupid but by Will Rogers We do not do what we want and yet we are responsible for what we are - that is the fact.
~quote about Carpe Diem by Jean Paul Sartre, Situations, 1939 The mind, once expanded to the dimensions of larger ideas, never returns to its original size.
~quotes on Mind by Oliver Wendell Holmes
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