Children lack morality, but they also lack fake morality.
~quote about Hypocrisy by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
There is poetry as soon as we realize that we possess nothing.
~quotes on Poetry by John Cage
It's easy to understand love at first sight, but how do we explain love after two people have been looking at each other for years?
~sayings on Marriage by Author Unknown
We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love
~quotations on Weddings by Author Unknown
It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.
~stupid funny saying by William G. McAdoo
Difficult things take a long time, impossible things a little longer.
~saying about stupid by Author Unknown
We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.
~quote about Carpe Diem by Japanese Proverb
Ask me why I keep on loving you when it's clear that you don't feel the same way for me... the problem is that as much as I can't force you to love me, I can't force myself to stop loving you.
~quotes on Heartache by Author Unknown
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
~sayings on Celebrity by Joan Rivers
I hate to be near the sea, and to hear it raging and roaring like a wild beast in its den. It puts me in mind of the everlasting efforts of the human mind, struggling to be free and ending just where it began.
~quotations on Curmudgeons by William Hazlitt
Men lose more conquests by their own awkwardness than by any virtue in the woman.
~stupid funny saying by Ninon de Lenclos
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
~saying about stupid by Woody Allen
Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.
~quote about Philosophical by Lewis Carrol, Alice in Wonderland
Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
~quotes on Computers by Author Unknown
I'm fanatical about sport: there seems to me something almost religious about the fact that human beings can organise play, the spirit of play.
~sayings on Sports by Simon Gray, 1995
There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
~quotations on Religion by George Bernard Shaw
Take care of the earth and she will take care of you.
~stupid funny saying by Author Unknown
Are we not like two volumes of one book?
~saying about stupid by Marceline Desbordes-Valmore
It is a wise father that knows his own child
~quote about Children by William Shakespeare
Never write a letter while you are angry.
~quotes on Letters by Chinese Proverb
In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style.
~sayings on Brevity by Sydney Smith
Lighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
~quotations on Women by Hermione Gingold
A gifted small girl has explained that pins are a great means of saving life, by not swallowing them.
~stupid funny saying by Charles Edward Montague, Dramatic Values
My language is the common prostitute that I turn into a virgin.
~saying about stupid by Karl Kraus
Those who make the worst use of their time most complain of its brevity.
~quote about Carpe Diem by Jean de La Bruyere
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
~quotes on Funny Quotes by Woody Allen
People see God every day, they just don't recognize him.
~sayings on God by Pearl Bailey
One joy scatters a hundred griefs.
~quotations on Happiness by Chinese Proverb
There is no personal charm so great as the charm of a cheerful temperament.
~stupid funny saying by Henry Van Dyke
What is both surprising and delightful is that spectators are allowed, and even expected, to join in the vocal part of the game.... There is no reason why the field should not try to put the batsman off his stroke at the critical moment by neatly timed disparagements of his wife's fidelity and his mother's respectability.
~saying about stupid by George Bernard Shaw
A hunter of shadows, himself a shade.
~quote about Hawww by Homer
If you sincerely desire a truly well-rounded education, you must study the extremists, the obscure and nutty. You need the balance! Your poor brain is already being impregnated with middle-of-the-road crap, twenty-four hours a day, no matter what. Network TV, newspapers, radio, magazines at the supermarket... even if you never watch, read, listen, or leave your house, even if you are deaf and blind, the telepathic pressure alone of the uncountable normals surrounding you will insure that you are automatically well-grounded in consensus reality.
~quotes on Education by Rev. Ivan Stang, High Weirdness By Mail
I doubt if anything learnt at school is of more value than great literature learnt by heart.
~sayings on Literature by Richard Livingstone
Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies.
~quotations on Music by Edward George Bulwer-Lytton
No one is a firmer believer in the power of prayer than the devil; not that he practices it, but he suffers from it.
~stupid funny saying by Guy H. King
Only on paper has humanity yet achieved glory, beauty, truth, knowledge, virtue, and abiding love.
~saying about stupid by George Bernard Shaw
Me thinks that the moment my legs begin to move, my thoughts begin to flow.
~quote about Walking by Henry David Thoreau
Who well lives, long lives; for this age of ours should not be numbered by years, days, and hours.
~quotes on Carpe Diem by Guillaume de Salluste Du Bartas, Divine Weeks and Works, 1578
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