Why do they put the Gideon Bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too late, and not in the barroom downstairs?
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Changing our thoughts and attitudes requires effort. But anything that doesn’t require effort isn’t worth having.
~quotes on Attitude by Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
~sayings on Humor by Love, and a cough, cannot be hid
~quotations on Valentine's Day by George Herbert, Jacula Prudentum, 1651 If it was necessary to tolerate in other people everything that one permits oneself, life would be unbearable.
~zoolander movie quotes by Georges Courteline, La philosophie de Georges Courteline, 1917 The sum which two married people owe to one another defies calculation. It is an infinite debt, which can only be discharged through eternity.
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The chains of habit are generally too small to be felt until they are too strong to be broken.
~quote about Habits by Samuel Johnson What is the essence of America? Finding and maintaining that perfect, delicate balance between freedom "to" and freedom "from."
~quotes on Patriotic by Marilyn vos Savant, in Parade Wars usually have the effect of speeding up the process of history.
~sayings on History by Pieter Geyl, Debates With Historians The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish.
~quotations on Jobs by Fred Barling, Humorscope Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles.
~zoolander movie quotes by Alex Karras Arizona looks like a battle on Mars.
~saying about zoolander movie by Author Unknown You get the best out of others when you give the best of yourself
~quote about Self Improvement by Harry Firestone Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.
~quotes on Hair by Fran Lebowitz I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.
~sayings on Dogs by Penny Ward Moser A problem is a chance for you to do your best
~quotations on Adversity by Duke Ellington A man has made at least a start on discovering the meaning of human life when he plants shade trees under which he knows full well he will never sit.
~zoolander movie quotes by D. Elton Trueblood High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
~saying about zoolander movie by Christopher Morley If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
~quote about Speaking by Earl Wilson [T]he American is a gentle guy; but don't pressure him; if you do he turns toad and squirts poison.
~quotes on America by Martin H. Fischer This country will not be a good place for any of us to live in unless we make it a good place for all of us to live in
~sayings on Patriotic by Theodore Roosevelt To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other
~quotations on Sports by Jack Handy The sculptor produces the beautiful statue by chipping away such parts of the marble block as are not needed - it is a process of elimination.
~zoolander movie quotes by Elbert Hubbard Love is always present, it is just a matter of feeling it or not
~saying about zoolander movie by Kimberly Kirberg History offers some consolation by reminding us that sin has flourished in every age.
~quote about History by Will and Ariel Durant, Lessons of History Humor has a way of bringing people together. It unites people. In fact, I'm rather serious when I suggest that someone should plant a few whoopee cushions in the United Nations.
~quotes on Humor by Ron Dentinger Never be without pencil or paper to catch unexpected but useful tips, facts, ideas.
~sayings on Self Improvement by Why do married men gain weight while bachelors don't? Bachelors go to the refrigerator, see nothing they want, then go to bed. Married guys go to the bed, see nothing they want, then go to the refrigerator.
~quotations on Marriage by Author Unknown If the King loves music, it is well with the land.
~zoolander movie quotes by Mencius Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected
~saying about zoolander movie by Red Buttons The eager and often inconsiderate appeals of reformers and revolutionists are indispensable to counterbalance the inertia and fossilism marking so large a part of human institutions.
~quote about Conformity by Walt Whitman, Democratic Vistas, 1871 The speedway ends at the cemetery.
~quotes on Driving by Author Unknown He gained a world; he gave that world Its grandest lesson: "On! sail on!"
~sayings on Columbus Day by Joaquin Miller Being a sex symbol has to do with an attitude, not looks. Most men think it's looks, most women know otherwise.
~quotations on Attitude by Kathleen Turner There are a million ways to lose a work day, but not even a single way to get one back.
~zoolander movie quotes by Tom DeMarco and Timothy Lister If the World Series runs until election day, the networks will run the first one-half inning and project the winner.
~saying about zoolander movie by Lindsey Nelson A man is not where he lives, but where he loves.
~quote about Love by Latin Proverb Many people take no care of their money till they come nearly to the end of it, and others do just the same with their time.
~quotes on Carpe Diem by Johann von Goethe
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